sardar ji

SIKH GOT ENGAGED WID A GIRL SOON HE CAME 2 KNOW SHE HAD NO AFFAIR B4, HE BROKE THE RELATION EVERY1 ASKED DA REASON! HE SAID JO KISI OR KI NA HOSAKI WOH MERI KYA HOGI.

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or sochte sochte mar gaya k meri behan k agar 2 bhai hain to mera q 1 hai

A Sardarji joined a big Multi National Company as a trainee. On his first day he dialed the pantry and shouted into the phone, ""Abey saale Get me a coffee quickly!"" The voice from the other side responded, ""You fool you-ve dialed the wrong extension!

Do you know who you-re talking to, dumbo?""

""No"", replied the trainee

""It-s the Managing Director of the company, you fool!"" The Sardarji shouted back, ""And do you know who YOU are talking to, you fool?""

""No."", replied the Managing Director. ""Thank God!"", replied the Sardarji and put down the phone!

A Sardarji finds himself in dire trouble. His business has gone bust and he-s in serious financial trouble. He-s so
desperate that he decides to ask Bhagwan for help. He goes into the temple and begins to pray........

Oh Bhagwan, please help me, I-ve lost my business and if I don-t get some money, I-m going to lose my house as well, please let me win the lotto"".
Lotto night comes and somebody else wins it.
The Sardarji goes back to the Temple........
""Bhagwan, please let me win the lotto, I-ve lost my business, my house and I-m going to lose my car as well"". Lotto night comes and the Sardarji still has no luck!!

Back to the temple.................. ""My Bhagwan, why have you forsaken me?
I-ve lost my business, my house, my car and my wife and children are starving.. I don-t often ask you for help
and I have always been a good servant to you. Why won-t you just let me win the lotto this one time so I can get my life back in order???"".

Suddenly there is a blinding flash of light as the sky parts open and the Sardarji is confronted by the voice of Lord ""SARDARJI, BUY THE DAMN TICKET FIRST"".

Sardar Dhakaan Singh is big hunter. Once he went to a zoo. At that time
a big tiger escaped from its cage. The zoo officials sent everyone out
of the zoo and closed the main gate. Now the tiger is inside the zoo
but wandering freely. Zoo people requested sardar to go inside and trap
the tiger in a cage. Scared but to avoid insult he went into the zoo in his
jeep carrying a big gun.

While driving on one of the zoo-s roads, he noticed that the tiger is
chasing him. Feeling scared he drove the jeep fast but only to observe
that the tiger is very near to the jeep. At that time the road separated
into two paths ahead, one to the left and other to the right. Then
cleverly dhakaan put the left indicator on and turned the jeep to
the road on right. The tiger runs into the left path. With a sigh of
relief, he drove forward. After some time the roads meet and the same
situation arises again. once more the road divides into two and this
time our sardar is smart enough to put the right indicator on and
turned to left. This time the tiger goes into the road on right side.

After some time the roads meet again to our sardar-s misfortune and the
tiger starts to chase him again. This time the road never divides and
our sardar thought the tiger would catch him. Then a brilliant idea
struck his mind. He slows down his jeep taking it to the left corner
of the road. Then he held his hand outside and a gives signal which is
given for vehicles which want to overtake. The tiger this time
overtakes his jeep and runs forward.


NOW TELL ME WHAT IS THE MORAL OF THE STORY??
ANSWER BELOW............

Keep guessing....
MORAL: ""There are Sardar Communities in Tigers too"".

Q. How does an Sardar scratch his head?

A. He scratches his palm applies the palm to his head.

Do u know What Surdarji will do after taking Xerox ?
He will compare it with the original for spelling mistakes !!

Once a Sardarji was travelling on a train. He felt sleepy so he gave the guy sitting opposite him on the train 20 rupees to wake him up when the station arrived. This guy was a barber, and he felt that for 20 rupees , the sardarji deserved more service. So, when the Sardarji fell asleep, the barber quietly shaved off his beard. When the station arrived, the Sardarji was woken up, and he went home. Reaching home, he went to wash his face, and suddenly screamed when he saw the mirror. Said his wife "" What-s the matter?"" Replied he ""The cheat on the train has taken my 20 rupees and woken up someone else""

Surjit Singh saw that his friend Baljit Singh was very
depressed.
""What happened ?"" asked Surjit.
""Yaar, I lost Rs. 800 in a bet yesterday . "" ""How come ?""
""Well, yesterday, the one-day match between India and England
was being shown live on TV.I bet Rs.500 that India would win,
but I lost the bet.""
"" But thats only Rs. 500, where did the rest go ?"" "" Yaar, I
bet on the highlights too ""