sardar ji

Pehla Sardar: - Aaj maine paani ko ullu banaya.
Doosra Sardar: - Wo kaise?
Pehla Sardar; - Aaj maine nahane k liye paani garm kiya aur thanday se naha liya.

Gabbar: Kitne admi they?
Sambha: Sardar 2
Gabbar: Mujhe ginti nahin aati, 2 kitne hote hain?
Sambha: Sardar 2, 1 ke baad aata hai
Gabbar: Aur 2 ke pehle?
Sambha: 2 k pehle 1 aata hai.
Gabbar: To beech mein kaun ata hai?
Sambha: Beech mein koi nahi aata
Gabbar:: To phir dono ek saath kyun nahin aate?
Sambha: 1 k baad hi 2 aa sakta hai, kyun ki 2, 1 se bada hai.
Gabar: 2, 1 se kitna bada hai?
Sambha: 2, 1 se 1 bada hai.
Gabbar: Agar 2, 1 se 1 bada hai to 1, 1 se kitna bada hai?
Sambha: Sardar maine aapka namak khaya hai, mujhe goli maar do

Sardar apni behan k sath ja raha tha, Kisi ne zore se kaha " Oye.. mashoka le ker kahan nikle " Sardar ko gussa agaya aur jawab diya " Oye. mashoka hogi tero. Meri to behan hai"!

Sardar ji is filling up a job application
He promptly fills in the lines on NAME, AGE, ADDRESS, etc.
Then came the column SALARY EXPECTED
After much thought he writes: Yes

What does Sardarji do when he has one white sheet and wants an extra
sheet?
He makes a photocopy of the white sheet.

2 Sardars looking at Egyptian mummy.Sardar1:Look so many bandages, pakka truck accident case. Sardar2: Aaho, truck nambar bhi likha hai. BC-1760!!

Sardar was writing something very slowly. Friend asked: Why r u writing so slowly? Sardar: Im writing 2 my 6 yr old son, he cant read very fast.

Sardar proposed a Girl... Girl said Im 1yr elder to you... Sardar said Oye No Problem Soniye,we will marry you NEXT YEAR.

A sardar falls in Love with a Nurse.He writes a love letter to the Nurse : I Love U sister...