sardar ji

A Sardar went 2 hotel, ordered chiken, Waiter comes with the order, Surdar:Murgi di taang kithe hai? Waiter:Woh langra tha. Surdar: Dil? Waiter:Dil murgi le gayee. Surdar: Dimaag? Waiter: Murga SARDAR tha!!!

Sardar: - “Prito eik vari I Love You keh day.â€‌
Prito: - “Nai na menu sharam andi ay na.â€‌
Sardar: - Ek vari keh day.â€‌
Prito: - “Oo nai na.â€‌
Sardar: - “Dekh laay, fer meri pehan nai.â€‌

Try to understand and don’t disturb me more. leave me alone please please.
Last night I did not sleep, thinking of you. So please please don’t play with my life.

A Sardar says to mosquito.

Sardar sent a “SMSâ€‌ to his pregnant wife.
Two seconds later a report appeared on his phone and he started dancing.
What was the report?
The report said, “DELIVEREDâ€‌.

Sardar ji went to buy a TV.
Salesman: - Do you want colour TV?
Sardar: - Sure, give me a green one please.

A Sardar prays daily for two hours, “Hey VaheGuru meri lottery lagade.â€‌
After 11 years VaheGuru angerly appears and says, “Oey Ullo de pathay eik bar ticket to le lay.â€‌

Son to Sardar: - Papa 5+5 kitne hote hain?
Sardar: - Ullu de patthe, gadhe, idiot, nalayak, besharam: tujhe kutch nahi ata. Ja andar se calculator la.

A Sardar was very quiet and in deep thoughts.
Kisi nay poocha, “Sardar ji, kiya tension hai?â€‌
Sardar: - “Yaar aik dost ko chahray ki plastic surgery kay liye 2 lakh rupay diya thay. Abb surgery kay baad sala pehchaana he nahi ja raha hay.â€‌

Sardar while selling Parachute: -
“Plane se kudo, button dabao aur zameen pe hifazat se land karo.â€‌
A customer: - Agar parachute nahi khulla to?
Sardar: - “Oo Paa G paise wapis.â€‌