Sms / Sardar
Majid Hussain
Pagal
wife: je agar main pagal ho gai te tussi ki karo gay
sardar jee: main pagal ho jawan ga.
wife:ainda matlab tussi dosri shadi nahin karo gay?
sardar jee: pagal te kuch ve kar sagda aye.
sardar jee: main pagal ho jawan ga.
wife:ainda matlab tussi dosri shadi nahin karo gay?
sardar jee: pagal te kuch ve kar sagda aye.
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Apr 17, 2007 at 04:04
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Sms / Sardar
Majid Hussain
Saima Mehfooz
AIK DAFFA RAAT K 3 BAJE SARDAR KO PHONE AYA, KIA YAHAAN SAIMA MAHFOOZ HI?
SARDAR BOLA, SALEY AGAR ISS WAQT SAIMA YAHAAN HOTI TU KIA WO MAHFOOZ HOTI?
SARDAR BOLA, SALEY AGAR ISS WAQT SAIMA YAHAAN HOTI TU KIA WO MAHFOOZ HOTI?
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Apr 17, 2007 at 04:04
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Sms / Sardar
Majid Hussain
Aaj Maine Paani Ko Ullu Banaya
Sardar : aaj maine paani ko ullu banaya
Man: wo kaise?
Sardar: aaj maine nahane k liye paani garm kiya aur thande se naha liya
Man: wo kaise?
Sardar: aaj maine nahane k liye paani garm kiya aur thande se naha liya
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Apr 17, 2007 at 04:04
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Sms / Sardar
Majid Hussain
Sardar & His Wife Going To City In Auto....
Sardar & his wife going to city in auto....
Driver adjusted mirror..
Sardarji shouted u r seeing my wife...
Go & sit back i will drive the auto..
Driver adjusted mirror..
Sardarji shouted u r seeing my wife...
Go & sit back i will drive the auto..
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Apr 17, 2007 at 04:04
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Tags: Sardar Wife
Sms / Sardar
Majid Hussain
Kal Subah 5 Baje Tumhe Phansi Di Jayegi.
Police to sardar : kal subah 5 baje tumhe phansi di jayegi.
Sardar : ha ha ha ha ha
Police : isme hasne ki kya baat hai.
Sardar : main to roz subah 8 baje uthta hu.
Sardar : ha ha ha ha ha
Police : isme hasne ki kya baat hai.
Sardar : main to roz subah 8 baje uthta hu.
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Apr 17, 2007 at 04:04
Category: sardar
Sms / Sardar
Majid Hussain
5 Animals Name
teacher to sardar:- name 5 animals living in the water?
sardar:- 1 frog.
teacher:- theek hai hor das?
sardar:- frog da praah,bhen,piyo te maa.
sardar:- 1 frog.
teacher:- theek hai hor das?
sardar:- frog da praah,bhen,piyo te maa.
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Apr 17, 2007 at 04:04
Category: sardar
Tags: Animals
Sms / Sardar
Football Final
Sardar: when i sleep, monkeys play football in my dreams.
Doctor: no problem just take this medicine before sleep.
Sardar: kal sey loon ga, aaj raat to final hai.
Doctor: no problem just take this medicine before sleep.
Sardar: kal sey loon ga, aaj raat to final hai.
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Apr 15, 2007 at 11:04
Category: sardar
Sms / Sardar
Moin
13 + 13 = 26
Sardar's Wife: Kurri jawan ho gaee hai koi changa larka dhoondo 26 saal tak da howay.
Sardar: jay agar 26 sall da na milay ta 13 13 de 2 le awaan ?
Sardar: jay agar 26 sall da na milay ta 13 13 de 2 le awaan ?
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Apr 15, 2007 at 11:04
Category: sardar
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