sardar ji

aik serdar ki shadi ho rahi hoti hy . jab rukhsti ka time hota hy to dulhan
pahly apni maan ky galy lag ker roti hy
pher bap ky pher bahan ky ,
pher bhai kye..

serdar ya sub maajra dakhny ky baad dulhan sath lay janay sy inkar ker deta hai.. serdar kahta hy.

tuwady kol tay chup nai hondi , mery koloon kithay chup kery gi!

aik sardar aur pathan ja rahay thay k 1000 ka note mila
Pathan: chalo fifity fifty ker letay hain.
Sardar : baki 900 ka kia kaarain gay

In a party a lady wanted
to go to toilet so
she inquired with a sardar
papaji susu karne ki jagah dikhao,

sardarji replied u naughty
pehle tum dikhao.

Boss Asked SARDAR To Buy 2 CORNER Tickets.

For A Movie To Watch With His Girlfriend.

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Sardar Bought 2 Corner Tickets:

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A1...........................A30
:-)

Teacher: Koi story sunao wd Moral

Sardar:
1Din Hm un k Ghar gae Wo Soye hoe thy

Phr 1Din wo Hmarey Ghar Aye Hm Soye hoe thy

MORAL:
Jesa karoge Wesa bharoge;-)

Sardar:
kal mein
bathroom vich gya te othay sap betha C
Srdarni:
hy o raba fir tusi ki kita?
Sardar:
kuj nai mein sap nu kya"tusi karlo meri te vich e nikal gai ae"

Ek Sardar doosre sardar se: Yaar bata motorcycle ke kitne tyre hote hai?

2nd sardar: 2 hote hai.

1st sardar: Nahi do nahi 6 hote hai

2nd sardar: Woh kaise?

1st sardar: Iss tarah 4 Motor ke aur 2 cycle ke.

Train station pe ruki ek admi ne sath bethe huay sardar se pocha
Ye kon sa station hai
Sardar ne sar nikal kr bhar dekha kuch der sochta raha phir bola

Mere khayal mein

Ye Railway station hai

Sardar-
Muje e.mail bnana hy
Sardar
Sardar g
Sardar123
Sardar abc
Koe b nhe mil rha
Major Rohail-
Tum AKALMAND SARDAR try kro
paka mil jaye ga