sardar ji

At the scene of an accident a man was crying: O God! I have lost my hand, oh!
Sardar: Control yourself. Do not cry. See that man. He has lost his head. Is he crying?

Museum Administrator: That is a 500-year-old statue you have broken..

Sardar: Thanks God! I thought it was a new one.

Sardar joined new job. first day he worked till late evening on the computer. Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening.
Sardar: Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright.

Sardar: What is the name of your car?
Lady: I forgot the name, but is starts with 'T'.
Sardar: Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea. All cars that I know start with petrol.

2 sardar were fixing a bomb in a car.
Sardar 1: What would you do if the bomb
explodes while fixing.
Sardar 2: Dont worry, I have one more.

Boss: Where were you born?
Sardar: India ..
Boss: which part?
Sardar: What "which part"? Whole body was born in India .

Sardars always study
in front of a mirror bcos
it helps saving revision time.
2) he can keep a watch on himself.
3) he likes combined studies.!

Two Sardarjis were in conversation on the beach :
Sardarji 1 :Praaji , Ise 'beach' q kaheete hai ?
Sardarji 2 : Tumhe nahe pata ?
Sardarji 1 : Nahe pata.
Sardarji 2 : Woh to Aasmaan aur Zameen ke beech mein hai esliye eesai beach kahete hai .

1- sardar:I am going ka kiya matlab hota hai...
2- sardar:Main ja raha hon...
1- sardar:Main ayse nahi jane donga pehly jawab de....