Sms / Sardar

Sabiha

Sms

1 sardar ki beti ko kisi ne SMS kia
I LOVE YOU

Sardar ghussay mein beti se:

jis ne sms kia hy usay main dekh longa filhal tum uska sms usay wapis bhejdo:-)

· 1 Like · Aug 13, 2009 at 13:08
Category: sardar
 
Sms / Sardar

Shahbaz Ishaq

Husn E Yaar

Khirki khuli,
zulfain urri,



socha....
Husan-e-yaar ka deedar tha,


par....

zulfain hati,
to kismat phuti,
kyon k...

woh to nahaya hua Sardar tha..!!

· 1 Like · Aug 06, 2009 at 11:08
Category: sardar
 
Sms / Sardar

Armaan

Leak

Sardar k ghar beta hua
.
sardar ne use goud me liya
.
us ne susu kr diya......!!!
.
SARDAR: Nurse dusra do ye leak ha!

· 1 Like · Aug 03, 2009 at 12:08
Category: sardar
 
Sms / Sardar

Waseem Mughal

Churrail

1 Sardar Jungle se guzar rha tha

1 CHURAIL ne roka or kaha

HOO HOO HA HA ma CHURAIL hun

Sardar: Janta hun


Teri 1 BEHAN Mere ghar me b ha.

· 1 Like · Aug 03, 2009 at 12:08
Category: sardar
 
Sms / Sardar

Orange&apple

Teacher:
what is the difference between orange and apple?

Sardar:
the colour of orange is orange but the colour of apple is not apple ..!!..

· 1 Like · Jul 24, 2009 at 12:07
Category: sardar Tags: Apple
 
Sms / Sardar

Ahmed Malik

Coffee

Sardar in a coffee cafe wid wife:
Sardar: jaldi pee coffee thandi ho jay gi..
Wife: Fir kee ho ga??
Sardar: Bavkoof Rate List dakh
Hot Coffee Rs. 15
Cold Coffee Rs. 45

· 1 Like · Aug 06, 2009 at 10:08
Category: sardar
 
Sms / Sardar

Tourist & Sardar

Tourist: Whose skeleton is that?
Sardar: An old kings skeleton.
Tourist: Whos that smaller skeleton next to it?
Sardar: That was same kings skeleton when he was a child.

· 1 Like · Mar 06, 2009 at 07:03
Category: sardar Tags: Tourist Sardar
 
Sms / Sardar

Now The Last Two Ultimate

NOW THE LAST TWO ULTIMATE:
In an interview, Interviewer: How does an electric motor run?
Sardar: Dhhuuuurrrrrrrrrr. .....
Inteviewer shouts: Stop it.
Sardar: Dhhuurrrr dhup dhup dhup....

· 1 Like · Mar 06, 2009 at 07:03
Category: sardar
 
Sms / Sardar

All India Radio

Sardar: U cheated me.
Shopkeeper: No, I sold a good radio to u.
Sardar: Radio label shows Made in Japan but radio says this is "All India Radio"

· 0 Like · Mar 06, 2009 at 07:03
Category: sardar Tags: Red India
 
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