sardar ji

sardar 2 shopkeeper:Is mirror ki kya guarantee hai
shopkeeper:Aap is ko 100 floor se nechay girao mirror 99 floor tak nhe toote ga.
Sardar:Wah pack kar do.........................

sardar to girl:kiya tum mujhe se saadi kro gi? Girl:mein aap se 1 saal choti hun. Sardar: koi gal nahi aglay saal kr le gay.

teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match.
All were busy writing except one Sardarji.
He wrote DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH!

Sardar 2 hotel manager: Jaldi chalo, meri biwi khidki se kud kar jaan dena chahti hai .... Managr: wht can i do? .. Sardr: Abe,khidki nahi khul rahi hai

aik sardar lahre sy jalander janay wali train main bath gaya tu usay piyas lagi wo train sy uter ker pani peenay k liya chala gaya jaisay hi us nay nalka khola train ki ceeti baji sardar nalka khula chor k train main bath gaya aur saray rastay chup raha jalender pohncha tu us k ghar waloon nay poocha lahore ka kia haal hai wo chup raha ghar waloon nay fir poocha lahore ka kia haal hai sardar ji bolay ya rurr gaya hona ya roran wala hona(ya bah gaya ho ga ya behnay wala ho ga)

A Sardar & his wife filed an application for divorce.

Judge asked :
How will you divide, you have 3 children?

Sardar replied :
Ok! We will apply next year.

Sardar1 : Bara dukh howa si teri wife di
mout ki khabar sunker, wase hoya ki si?

Sardar2 : Goli lagi si matthe vich.

Sardar1 : Shukar rabb da ankh bach gai.

Ek sardar painter tha.ek martba ek shaks ne apna nya mkan bnwaya.sardar ko bula kr kaha k meri is dewar per likhdo k yhan likhne wala giraftar kya jaae ga.
Sardar,jnab main nhi likhta mere chote chote bachay hain

Teacher.I killed a personconvert this sentence into future tense.
Sardar: The future tense is you will go to jail.