Sms / Sardar

Muzammil Shahzad

Jin

1 Jin Sharab pene k liye insan k roop me aya,
12 glass p gaya,
Sardar: Tenu chardi Nhi?
Jin: Main Jin hon.

Sardar: le char gai .....

· 2 Like · Aug 28, 2012 at 19:08
Category: sardar Tags: Sharab
 
Sms / Sardar

Abul Aziz

Kitne Admi The

gabar sing jab paida hua to maa ne mar mar ke usey laho jahwan kar dia

nars ne pocha "kion mar rahi ho"
maa: kambakht paida hote hi poch raha hai
"kitne aadmi the

· 1 Like · Feb 09, 2011 at 16:02
Category: sardar Tags: Admi
 
Sms / Sardar

Where Ware You Born

where were you born ?

Sardar : Punjab.

Boss : which part ?

sardar : Kya which part ? Whole body born in punjab.

· 1 Like · Dec 15, 2010 at 12:12
Category: sardar
 
Sms / Sardar

Waseem Mughal

Sardar Bus Driver

1 Sardar bus driver k seat ke peche likha tha.'Agar WAHE GURU ne chaha to manzil tak pahuncha dunga.'AUR Agar ankh lag gai to!WAHEGURU se hi mila dunga..

· 1 Like · Nov 10, 2010 at 09:11
Category: sardar Tags: River Sardar
 
Sms / Sardar

Waseem Mughal

Ph.d

Interviewer: What is you Qualification?
Sardar: I am Ph.D.
Interviewer: What do you mean by Ph.D?
Sardar: Passed High School with Difficulty

· 1 Like · Jul 08, 2010 at 12:07
Category: sardar
 
Sms / Sardar

Waseem Mughal

Sardar To His Wife


Aik Sardar Apnae marrage certificate ku 1 hour sae Dekh raha tha.
Begam Ai Booli, Tusi inni Dair Say Kia Dekh Rahe Hu?
Sardar Bola, Expiry Date Dekh raha hoon..

· 1 Like · Jul 08, 2010 at 12:07
Category: sardar Tags: Sardar
 
Sms / Sardar

Waseem Mughal

American Sardar Jee Say

Ek american ek sardar se kaha hamare yahan email email se bhi hoti hai sardar je ne kaha kamal hai hamare yahan to sirf female se hoti hai

· 2 Like · Jul 08, 2010 at 12:07
Category: sardar Tags: America Sardar
 
Sms / Sardar

Waseem Mughal

Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS:
Me sick, no work
Boss SMS back:
When I am sick I kiss my wife try it
2 hours later sardar sms 2 boss:
Me ok, ur wife very sweet

· 1 Like · Jul 08, 2010 at 12:07
Category: sardar
 
Sms / Sardar

Hammad Javaid

Aalu

A WOMAN TO SARDAR POLICE OFFICER

SARDAR G: AIK SAAL HOGYA MERA SHOHAR GHAR SE ALU LENE GAYA THA WAPIS NAHI AYA..?

SARDAR: TEY TUSI KOI HOR HANDI PAKA LO... HAHAHAHHA

· 1 Like · May 10, 2010 at 05:05
Category: sardar
 
Ya ALLAH Amal Karne Wala Bana De
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