sardar ji

Aaj Tak"" gets news that 200 sardars are killed in
a train accident at Amritsar station. Only one Sardar left alive. The correspondent goes to the Sardarji and the conversation
between them goes as follows: Correspondent: How did this happen?
Sardarji: Well, all the 200 people were waiting for the train.
They were standing on the platform. Then there was this
announcement that the train is arriving on platform number 2.
They got scared to know that the train is arriving on the
platform and hence they jumped onto the tracks to save themselves. The announcement was misleading. The train arrived on the
track and you can see the result.
Correspondent: Well, I guess, you must be the intelligent Sardarji. Why did you not jump onto the tracks?
Sardarji: I was actually trying to commit suicide.
I was waiting for the train on the tracks.
When I heard that the train is arriving on the platform,
I climbed up...

Sardarji goes to see Jurassic Park and
when the Dinosaurs start approaching he is cowering
in his seat when his friend asks him, kyon sardarji,
kya baat hai? Dar kyon lag raha hai cinema hi tou hai.
Sardarji replies: Aadmi hoon aur akkal bhi hai aur
pata hai keh cinema hai, lekin voh tou janwar hai,
usko kya pata...

Sardar ji is buying a TV
Sardar: ""Do you have color TVs?""
Shopkeeper: ""Sure.""
Sardar: ""Give me a green one, please.""

Sardar Ji calls Air India.
""How long does it take to fly to Amritsar?""
""Just a sec,"" says the representative.
Thank you."" says the Sardar ji and hangs up.

Sardar in a coffee cafe wid wife:
Sardar: jaldi pee coffee thandi ho jay gi..
Wife: Fir kee howey ga??
Sardar: Bavkoof Rate List dekh
Hot Coffee Rs. 15
Cold Coffee Rs. 45

Teacher : Koi 1 story sunao with Moral.

Sardar : 1 din ham un k ghar gae tou wo soye hoe thay
Phir aik din wo hamare ghar aye tou ham soye hoe thay

Moral : JESA KARO GE WESA BHARO GE

Sardar ji is filling up a job application
He promptly fills in the lines on NAME, AGE, ADDRESS, etc.

Then came the column SALARY EXPECTED
After much thought he writes: Yes

Sardar : Yar meri biwi pani se bohat darti hai.
Friend : Acha wo kaise?

Sardar : Yar kal mein ghar gaya tou wo bathtub
mai bhi security guard k sath bethi thi.!!

3 boys where going on a motor cycle.
policeman gives hand to stop sardar shouted
oye pehle hi teen baithay hain tu kaha bethega...!