sardar ji

Ek bar 300 sardar

ship mein travel kar rahe thay

Lekin sare ke sare mar gaye.

kaise?

?

?

?

Nothing serious.

Ship beech mein khrab hua

tou sab dhakka dene niche uter gaye.

EK CHOTA SARDAR APNI PRAGNANT MUMMY SE POCHTA HAI
K IS MEIN KIYA HAIN, MUMMY BOLTI HAIN,
IS MEIN PYARA SA BABY HAIN,
SARDAR,PIYARA THAA TU AP KHAAA Q GAEY,...

SARDARNI SAY:- aji sunn de o..
Aj 3 dako aaye see..
unhaan nay mere izat lut laee je.
SARDAR SAY:- toon onhaan noo rokya neen....?
SARDARNI REPLIES:- bohot rokeya see...
per o rukay e naeen....
kehen lagay HUN SANO JAAN DEO...ASSI THAK GAEE AAN...

Ek Sardar gali se guzar raha tha .. achanak usne jhuk kar kuch uthaya aur zor se chillaya ...

KAMINEEE log Poti (shiT) aise karte hai jese koi samosa para ho

SARDAR & HIS WIFE GOING 2 CITY IN AUTO....
DRIVER ADJUSTED MIRROR..
SARDARJI SHOUTED U R SEEING MY WIFE...
GO & SIT BACK I WILL DRIVE THE AUTO...

Sardar on phone:

Doctor my wife is pergnant.She is having pain right now.

Doctor: Is this her first child?

Sardar: No this is her husband speaking…

In a party a lady wanted
to go to toilet so, she inquired with a sardar
pa ji susu karne ki jagah dikhao,

sardarji replied u naughty
pehle tum dikhao.

PAHARA(mountains) TE PAGDANDIYA(small paths )NE ""
""PAGDANDIYA TE DANDIYA NEIN""
""DANDIYA TE JHANDIYA(flags) NE""
""ASI PUTT AA SARDARA DE BUS SHAKLAA(faces) HII MUSHTUNDIYAN NE

Ek Sardar road se guzar raha tha achank usne
jhuk kar road se kuchh uthaya aur achank chillaya…

Kamine log tatti bhi aise karte
hai jaise samosa pada ho