sardar ji

American said:we r the 1st on the moon.
Sardar:we r the 1st on the sun.
American:u cant go on the sun u will burn.
Sardar: we r not stupid we went at night!!!!

A Sardar`s Wife was standing in front of the mirror with his eyes closed.
Her Friend asked - what you are doing. She said-I am seeing how I look while sleeping.

Sardar apni girl friend se milne oil may naha kar gaya
girl friend: aap oil may naha kar kyun ay?
SArdar:may nay suna hai k
HAR CHEEZ MEEZAN MAY ACHI LAGTI HAI

sardar k bache ne apni man se poocha ,,,man g main kis tarah paida hoya?
man,,,1 dabbay vich thori jayi mitti payi pani paya sarson de beej paye taan bas tu paida ho gaya.
bache ne 1 dabba lia sari cheezen dal kar rakh dia,agle din dabbe mein mandak paida ho gaya,
bacha mandak dekh bola g to karta he tujhe jan se mar dalun magar kia karun tu meri oulad he,,,[shoaib iqbal]#

sardar ko telenor k call center main job mil gayi.1 costmer ne call ki or kaha. sir g meri telenor ki sim block ho gayi he,sardar bola,te fer ki ay kanjra tun WARID di sim le la
[shoaib iqbal]

2 sardar chaltay chaltay ruk gay!

1st sardar;oyerabba!samne mairi bivi aur mairi girl friend sath a rahien hain

2nd sardar!Mai bhee yahi kehney wala tha!!

Man: My Grand Father lived 96 years. He never used Glasses


Sardar: O i know some people drink directly from bottle

Sardar:Beta ye kaisa maches laye ho aik b nahi jal rehi..

Beta:Kya baat kertay ho papa sub check ker k laya hun.....

1 sardar us ki biwi auto mai jar rahe they auto wala apne auto k merar sait kraha tha sardar bola k meri biwi ko line marha hai to pechay bait mai khud auto chala aaonga