? Ek samay ki bat hai, Mata Lakshmi ji ka ULLU unse rooth gaya aur bola, --Apki sab puja karte hain, mujhe koi nahin puchhta--
Lakshmi ji boli: Ab se har sal meri puja se 8-10 din pehle tumhari puja hogi. Us din Ullu puje jayenge.
Tabhi se Diwali k pehle us din ko KARWA CHAUTH keh kar manaya jata hai!

? 10% of road accidents are due to drunken driving. Which makes it a logical statement that 90% of accidentsarer due to driving without drinking! Piyo Sar Utha Ke!

? How 2 catch squirrels?
It--s simple. Just climb a tree & sit, Squirrels will come in search of U... U know Y? Coz They Love NUTS!

? Keeping a place for me in ur heart is ok, but keeping a place for me in your mind mite be dangerous coz people say... I--m MIND BLOWING.

? My Marriage is Fixed Surprisd?
Dekho free di party da sun k kivein khush hunde ne.

? Banta: How do you say Topless in Urdu?
Santa: KHULE AAM...

? The successful marriage depends on one simple equation: Wife having Beauty Secrets and husband having Secret Beauties.

? There are only 5 things we need in life: Good friends, Good job, Good food, Good sleep & Good _ UCK. Whatever u are thinking... is right. Good Day.

? Tum sab dost meri zindagi ho, aur aur aur aur aur Lahnat hai aisi zindagi pe!

? True relatives always stand behind u during bad times. Check ur marriage album. All ur relatives were standing behind u!


love2lesss@yahoo

Ek shareef admi shadi k bad apni B.V ko bola:
Aaj sey tum he meri ZINDAGI ho, PYAAR ho, TAMANNA hoo!

B.V:
aor aaj sey aap he mere leye
FARHAN hain, SAAD hain NOMAN hain

1 MULLA KI SHAADI NHI HORAHI THI WO MANNAT MANGNE GAYA WAHAN USKI MAA KHAI ME GIR GAI.............. MULLA BOLLA ( YA KHUDA TERI KHUDAI APNI TO MILII NHI ABBAA WALI BHI GAI....

Mr. & Mrs. Dahi Bhalla
request the pleasure of your company to atttend the marriage of their son: Kaka Gol Gappa with Bibi Paapri.
R.S.V.P:
Mr. & Mrs. Kachori
Mr. & Mrs. Samosa

Venue:
Pastry hall near,
Popet Chowk,
Papar Nagar,

Aana zurur mari JALEBII: :=)

LAHORI481@HOTMAIL.COM

Jo Dyty Hain Larkiyun Ko Tuhfayy
Wo Rakhty Hain In Ki Shadi Py Sofyy


Jo Jaty Hain Larkiyun Ko Pechay
Wo Atty Hain NEW KHAN Ky Nichy

=))=)) =))
Well done boyssssssssssss KEEP IT UP,,,,:-D :-D:-D

sardar was trying 2 kiss his girl friend in tne park

Girl friend: plz shadi se pehle yeh sab nahi

Saredar: Dont worry i m married:-)

Ha ha ha ha ha ha......................................

Husband 2 Wife : Did u Have any boyfriend before marriage ??
Wife remains silent ??
Husband : Mai is Khamoshi ko kya samjhu ??
Wife : Abbe gin ne to De?.

It?s funny when people discuss
LOVE MARRIAGE vs ARRANGED.

It?s like asking someone,
if suicide is better or being murdered



Aftab khan

MARRIAGE IS AN INSTITUTION where DA MAN LOOSES HIS BACHELOR DEGREE AND WOMEN GETS HER MASTER DEGREE AND AFTER FEW YEARS DE BOTH GET P.H.D(PROBLOM HOLDER DEGREE)
Naeem Jan