shadi kay din karib aaye tu maha ko dieting ka shouk para tu mein sufi ghar lay aayi. kyun kay sab ko sufi per aatmat jo tha. subha hou tu na maha thi na sufi.

Wife ko Begum kiu kehte hai?
Kiu ke shaadi ke baad saare gum to husband ke hisse mein aate hai or wife BE-GUM ho jati hai

Da Motto of new Genration is;na hum shadi kerayn gayn.....aur na apnay bacchon ko kernay deyn gayn .........

1 khatoon bewa ho gai uss k 4 bachy the.
apny husband ki death k baad wo akeli
apny bachoon ko palti rahi koi 2,3, saal
k baad uss ki mulaqat 1 essy insaan se
hoee jis ki bv mar chuki thi or uss k bhi
4 bachy the dono ne shadi ker li kaee
saal guzar gye iss shadi se bhi unn k 4
bachy howe 1 din husband office main kaam
ker raha tha k uss ki bv ne bachoon ki larai se
taang aa k badhawasi main yoon
phone kiya
zara jaldi gher aaiay husband ne pocha keun?
bv ny kaha bachoon ny gher
ko medany jang bana rakha hi pehle
tumharry bachoon ne mery bachoon ko mara
phir
mere bachoon ne tumharry bachoon ki khoob dhulai ki
phir hum donoo k bachoon ne
hamarry bachoon ko mara hi

The Equation:
7 Glance = 1 Smile
7 Smile = 1 Meeting
7 Meeting = 1 Kiss
7 Kisses = 1 Proposal
7 Proposal = 1 Marriage -
And that 1 Bloody marriage has 777777777777 problems.
So beware of glance!

Kon kehta hai pyaar may pakray jaeen gay?
Waqt aanay per behen bhai ban jaeen gay

Teray husn ki kia taareef karoo?tera bander jaisa mu
Teri zulfo ki kia tareef karoo?teray ek ek baal pe joon

Mohabbat mujhay un jawano se hai
Jo khatay peetay gharano se hain

Aj bagh may kali hai, kal gulaab ho ga
Mujh se shadi karlo,tum ko sawab ho ga


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Ek Sardar ki wife us se poochti hey keh agar mein mar gai to tum kya karo ge:-
Sardar kehta hey mein pagal ho jaoon ga:-
Wife poochi hey tussi doosri shadi te nahin karo ge na:-
Sardar kehta hey keh pagal te kuch wi kar sakday aa:- :)

? Wife ko Begum kyon kehte hain?
Kyonki shaadi ke baad saare gum to husband ke hisse mein aate hain or wife Be-Gum ho jaat hai.

Wife: apnay hubby say, such such batao tum shadi say pehlay kitne guls ke sath soay they?
Husband : Jan tumhari kasam sirf tumharay sath baqi sab kay sath to jagta tha.