Sms / Marital Woes

Abdul Kareem

Taj Mahal

Shaadi se phelay aadmi bolta hai Taj Mahal banana chahta hoon
Magar Mumtaz milti hi nahin.
Shadi key Baad wohi aadmi bolta hai Taj Mahal Banana Chahta hoon
Magar Mumtaz Marti hi nahin


Haroon

· 1 Like · Feb 21, 2015 at 08:02
Category: marital-woes
 
Sms / Marital Woes

Kashif Mali

Hi

Before marriage: Roses are red, sky is blue. U r beautiful, I luv u.
After marriage: Roses are dead, I--m blue. U r my headache, one day I--ll kill u.

· 1 Like · Feb 12, 2015 at 17:02
Category: marital-woes
 
Sms / Marital Woes

Abdulla Amin

Funny

Shadi k liye dostoo larkian hazaroo hain
HaR Khirki Main Hai Larki AuR Khirkian HaZaRoN Hain
LiKha Jo TuM Ne Love Letter To Kia Huwa Janab
Humarey Daraaz MaiN iS Jesi Chithian HazaroN Hain
Aik Tumhi Nahi Akaili Mere JaaL MaiN Phansne wali
iS JaaL MaiN Tum JaiSi Machlian HazaroN Hain
Diye Thai Pehle bhi IshQ Ke imtehan Bohat
Haathon mein iS BaaR Bhi Parchian Hazaroo Hain
Aik UDD GaYi Haath se to kia ghazab hua
Jante hain k is baagh mein titlian hazaroo hain.

· 1 Like · Feb 10, 2015 at 08:02
Category: marital-woes
 
Sms / Marital Woes

Abdul Karim Khan

Before The Marriage:

He: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.

She: Do you want me to leave?

He: NO! Don--t even think about it.

She: Do you love me?

He: Of course!

She: Have you ever cheated on me?

He: NO! Why are you even asking?

She: Will you kiss me?

He: Yes!

She: Will you hit me?

He: No way! I--m not such kind of person!

She: Can I trust you?

He: Yes.

Now after the marriage you can read it from bottom upwards!!!

· 1 Like · Feb 10, 2015 at 03:02
Category: marital-woes
 
Sms / Marital Woes

Sadaf Butt

Ha Ha Ha

Do sehalian (friends) aik nalkay se paani bharnay k liay gayin kisi baat per un ka aapis main jagra ho gia or wo aik doosray ko gaali dene lagin aik ne kaha k tumahari shaadi langray se ho doosri ne kaha tumahari shaadi kaany se ho achanak udder se aik kana or aik langra aa gia doono larkon ne kaha kia khial hai rukain ya chalaay jain
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khuiratta

· 1 Like · Feb 09, 2015 at 11:02
Category: marital-woes
 
Sms / Marital Woes

Sobia Malik

Shadi

aik choha dosre chohe se,yaar koi aisi tarqeeb btaoo ke mera naam genez book main aa jaie,
dosra choha: To phir tum billi se shadi ker lO........HA ha ha ha ha ha ha h

· 4 Like · Feb 08, 2015 at 21:02
Category: marital-woes
 
Sms / Marital Woes

Sehar Saeed

Marriage And Suicide

It--s funny when people discuss Love Marriage vs Arranged.


It--s like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered.

· 2 Like · Feb 08, 2015 at 11:02
Category: marital-woes
 
Sms / Marital Woes

Sakeena Hussain

Hahahhaha

In an interview 2 asked by moin khan--s wife.
Wedding night ko kya hua tha?
She replied: kuch nai moin bed k peechhe khade ho gae aur kehte rahe
shawa waseem bhai
shawa......

lahori481@hotmail.com

· 1 Like · Feb 08, 2015 at 07:02
Category: marital-woes
 
Sms / Marital Woes

Urooj Zahed

Boy Friends

DULHA: hAD U ANY bOY FRIEND BEFORE MARRIAGE???

DULHAN: PLZ KEEP QUITE...

DULHA: SILENT 4 A MOMENT AND SAID PLZ TELL ME,,

DULHAN: ABYE SAALYE GINNEY TO DAY.... hahahha

· 5 Like · Feb 06, 2015 at 15:02
Category: marital-woes
 
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