Sms / Marital Woes
Abdul Kareem
Taj Mahal
Shaadi se phelay aadmi bolta hai Taj Mahal banana chahta hoon
Magar Mumtaz milti hi nahin.
Shadi key Baad wohi aadmi bolta hai Taj Mahal Banana Chahta hoon
Magar Mumtaz Marti hi nahin
Haroon
Magar Mumtaz milti hi nahin.
Shadi key Baad wohi aadmi bolta hai Taj Mahal Banana Chahta hoon
Magar Mumtaz Marti hi nahin
Haroon
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Feb 21, 2015 at 08:02
Category: marital-woes
Sms / Marital Woes
Kashif Mali
Hi
Before marriage: Roses are red, sky is blue. U r beautiful, I luv u.
After marriage: Roses are dead, I--m blue. U r my headache, one day I--ll kill u.
After marriage: Roses are dead, I--m blue. U r my headache, one day I--ll kill u.
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Feb 12, 2015 at 17:02
Category: marital-woes
Sms / Marital Woes
Abdulla Amin
Funny
Shadi k liye dostoo larkian hazaroo hain
HaR Khirki Main Hai Larki AuR Khirkian HaZaRoN Hain
LiKha Jo TuM Ne Love Letter To Kia Huwa Janab
Humarey Daraaz MaiN iS Jesi Chithian HazaroN Hain
Aik Tumhi Nahi Akaili Mere JaaL MaiN Phansne wali
iS JaaL MaiN Tum JaiSi Machlian HazaroN Hain
Diye Thai Pehle bhi IshQ Ke imtehan Bohat
Haathon mein iS BaaR Bhi Parchian Hazaroo Hain
Aik UDD GaYi Haath se to kia ghazab hua
Jante hain k is baagh mein titlian hazaroo hain.
HaR Khirki Main Hai Larki AuR Khirkian HaZaRoN Hain
LiKha Jo TuM Ne Love Letter To Kia Huwa Janab
Humarey Daraaz MaiN iS Jesi Chithian HazaroN Hain
Aik Tumhi Nahi Akaili Mere JaaL MaiN Phansne wali
iS JaaL MaiN Tum JaiSi Machlian HazaroN Hain
Diye Thai Pehle bhi IshQ Ke imtehan Bohat
Haathon mein iS BaaR Bhi Parchian Hazaroo Hain
Aik UDD GaYi Haath se to kia ghazab hua
Jante hain k is baagh mein titlian hazaroo hain.
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Feb 10, 2015 at 08:02
Category: marital-woes
Sms / Marital Woes
Abdul Karim Khan
Before The Marriage:
He: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.
She: Do you want me to leave?
He: NO! Don--t even think about it.
She: Do you love me?
He: Of course!
She: Have you ever cheated on me?
He: NO! Why are you even asking?
She: Will you kiss me?
He: Yes!
She: Will you hit me?
He: No way! I--m not such kind of person!
She: Can I trust you?
He: Yes.
Now after the marriage you can read it from bottom upwards!!!
She: Do you want me to leave?
He: NO! Don--t even think about it.
She: Do you love me?
He: Of course!
She: Have you ever cheated on me?
He: NO! Why are you even asking?
She: Will you kiss me?
He: Yes!
She: Will you hit me?
He: No way! I--m not such kind of person!
She: Can I trust you?
He: Yes.
Now after the marriage you can read it from bottom upwards!!!
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Feb 10, 2015 at 03:02
Category: marital-woes
Sms / Marital Woes
Sadaf Butt
Ha Ha Ha
Do sehalian (friends) aik nalkay se paani bharnay k liay gayin kisi baat per un ka aapis main jagra ho gia or wo aik doosray ko gaali dene lagin aik ne kaha k tumahari shaadi langray se ho doosri ne kaha tumahari shaadi kaany se ho achanak udder se aik kana or aik langra aa gia doono larkon ne kaha kia khial hai rukain ya chalaay jain
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Feb 09, 2015 at 11:02
Category: marital-woes
Sms / Marital Woes
Sobia Malik
Shadi
aik choha dosre chohe se,yaar koi aisi tarqeeb btaoo ke mera naam genez book main aa jaie,
dosra choha: To phir tum billi se shadi ker lO........HA ha ha ha ha ha ha h
dosra choha: To phir tum billi se shadi ker lO........HA ha ha ha ha ha ha h
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Feb 08, 2015 at 21:02
Category: marital-woes
Sms / Marital Woes
Sehar Saeed
Marriage And Suicide
It--s funny when people discuss Love Marriage vs Arranged.
It--s like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered.
It--s like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered.
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Feb 08, 2015 at 11:02
Category: marital-woes
Sms / Marital Woes
Sakeena Hussain
Hahahhaha
In an interview 2 asked by moin khan--s wife.
Wedding night ko kya hua tha?
She replied: kuch nai moin bed k peechhe khade ho gae aur kehte rahe
shawa waseem bhai
shawa......
lahori481@hotmail.com
Wedding night ko kya hua tha?
She replied: kuch nai moin bed k peechhe khade ho gae aur kehte rahe
shawa waseem bhai
shawa......
lahori481@hotmail.com
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Feb 08, 2015 at 07:02
Category: marital-woes
Sms / Marital Woes
Urooj Zahed
Boy Friends
DULHA: hAD U ANY bOY FRIEND BEFORE MARRIAGE???
DULHAN: PLZ KEEP QUITE...
DULHA: SILENT 4 A MOMENT AND SAID PLZ TELL ME,,
DULHAN: ABYE SAALYE GINNEY TO DAY.... hahahha
DULHAN: PLZ KEEP QUITE...
DULHA: SILENT 4 A MOMENT AND SAID PLZ TELL ME,,
DULHAN: ABYE SAALYE GINNEY TO DAY.... hahahha
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Feb 06, 2015 at 15:02
Category: marital-woes
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