EK DAFA EK AADMI NE KAHA K SHADI ESI LADKI SE KAROONGA JO HONYMOON K BAARE MAI NA JAANTI HO WO AMERICA JATA HAI PUCHTA HAI HONYMOON KIYA HAI WAHA KI LADKIYAN BATA DETI HAI FIR BOMBAY JATA HAI WAHA KI BHI BATA DETI HAI FIE DELHI AATA HAI WAHA KI BHI BATA DETI HAI BECHARA PARESHAN HO KAR EK GAAON (VILLAGE) MAI JATA HAI WAHA PUCHATA HAI K HONYMOON KIYA HOTA HAI WAHA KI LADKIYA KEHTI HAI PATA NAHI WO KEHTA HAI YE THIK HAI ISNE KABHI HONYMOON KIYA NAHI HOGA WO SHADI KER LETE HAI WO HONEYMOON BANANE PARIS JATE HAI 2,3 DIN BAAD USKI BIWI KEHTI HAI AJI HONYMOON TTO BANA LO PATI KEHTA HAI TU KITNI BHOLI HAI JO HUM RAAT KO KARTE HAI WAHI TTO HONYMOON HAI USKI BIWI KEHTI HAI YE HONEYMOON HAI YE TTO MAI ROZ KHET MAI KARTI THI .........................................................
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Aik sardar doosre se,
Main aur meri girlfriend shaadi kar rahe hain..:-)
Doosra,
Woww, Shaadi Kab hai.???
Sardar,
Meri 7 Oct ko aur uski 13 Nov ko

Aik sardar k ghar shadi k 20 sal bad bacha howa wo udas ho gaya
2nd sardar: yar udas kiyon ho
1st sardar: 20 sal bad bacha howa wo bhi
chota sa

3 gashti behno ki shadi hone lagi to apni man se kehne lagi,, man suhag rat ko jub hamare khawand jub andar dalen ge to wo kahen ge tum to pehle se hi khulam mkhula ho,man boli tum apni choot main thora sa barood dal k jana.teeno ne aisa hi kia sab se choti ne thora sa barood us se bari ne thora ziada or sab se bari ne kafi sara barood apni choot main rakh lia.suhag rat ko jub choti ko
us k khawand ne dala to halki si patakhe ki awaz ai.[patik]khawand ne poocha ye kia huwa?choti boli SEEL phatne ki awaz he.us se bari ko jub us k khawand ne dala to awaz kuch ziada[patak] ayi us k poochne par bhi bari larki ne wohi jawab di k seel phatne ki awaz he.sub se bari ko jub us k khawand ne apna L us ki pussi main dala to 1 zor dar dhamaka huwa ,or khawand uchal kar deewar k sath ja laga or chillaya .,,..ye kia hua???wo boli SEEL phatne ki awaz thi ,khawand bola wo to theek he laikin mere TATTAY kahan gaye/?shoaib iqbal]

Sardar ne chote qad ki larki se shadi ki kisi ne pocha tum ne aisa kyon kia? Sardar bola mere waled ne kaha ta k musibat jitni choti ho utni achi hai.

Husbnd: tm se shadi kr k mjhe ek faayeda tou hua hy,
wife: konsa?
Husbnd: mjhe apne sare gunahoun ki saza dunia me he mil gaie.

Wife ko Begum kyon kehte hain?
Kyonki shaadi ke baad saare gum to husband ke hisse mein aate hain
or wife Be-Gum ho jaati hai.

shaadi karne k bad aur mobile lene k bad ek hi baat ka afsos hota hai ................................................................Thodi der ruk jaata to accha model mil jaata

Arz kiya hai:

Soch samajh ke na ki jis ne shaadi,

Usne jeevan bigaar liya.

Aur

Samajh k ki jisne shaadi,

Usney bhi kon sa teer maar liya.