Aik admi: Yaar tune apni biwi ko talaak kyon diya?
Sardar: yaar woh bari character less thi
Shaadi mujh se ki aur bacha bhagwan se mangti thi.

Koool_Spicy

Elephant and Ant both loved eachother.
One day they both decided to get marriage, then ant went to his home and talk with her parents about marriage with Elephant; but ant parents were rejected.
Because Elephant have big teeth.

Mouse to Elephent:----2 din kay liye apni chaddi dena.----
ELephent: ha...ha...ha...
pehneyga kya?----
Mouse:--Nahi, beti ki shaadi hai,
tent lagwana hai.----hehehe

aamoo ki khusabu

barish ki bahar

garmi ka mosam aney ko tayar,

thori c masti

thora sa pyar

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HAPPY SUMMER
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Sardar to Girlfriend= Darling main tum se shaadi nahi karsakta gharwale mana karrahe hai. Girlfriend= Tumhare ghar me kaun kaun hai. Sardar= 1 biwi aur 3 bacche

Mom: Beti badi ho kar kya karogi?
Beti: Kuch nahin... Maan banungi, padhungi, shaadi karungi... aur kya?
Mom: Jo karna hai karo par zara serial order mein karna.

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Shadi karnewale Sharabi ban jate hai.
Devours dene wale Devdas ban jate hai.
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Sagai ke same Chandermukhi,
shadi ke same sureymukhi,
25 sal bad jvalamukhi,
35 sal bad mein tumse dukhi tu mujhse dukhi

Evolution of Man:
Shadi se pahale: HERO No. 1
Shadi ke baad: COOLIE No. 1

Shadi se pahale: Meine Pyar Kiya
Shadi ke bad: Yeh Meine kya kiya