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Ureeda Tehreem

? Ek samay ki bat hai, Mata Lakshmi ji ka ULLU unse rooth gaya aur bola, --Apki sab puja karte hain, mujhe koi nahin puchhta--
Lakshmi ji boli: Ab se har sal meri puja se 8-10 din pehle tumhari puja hogi. Us din Ullu puje jayenge.
Tabhi se Diwali k pehle us din ko KARWA CHAUTH keh kar manaya jata hai!

? 10% of road accidents are due to drunken driving. Which makes it a logical statement that 90% of accidentsarer due to driving without drinking! Piyo Sar Utha Ke!

? How 2 catch squirrels?
It--s simple. Just climb a tree & sit, Squirrels will come in search of U... U know Y? Coz They Love NUTS!

? Keeping a place for me in ur heart is ok, but keeping a place for me in your mind mite be dangerous coz people say... I--m MIND BLOWING.

? My Marriage is Fixed Surprisd?
Dekho free di party da sun k kivein khush hunde ne.

? Banta: How do you say Topless in Urdu?
Santa: KHULE AAM...

? The successful marriage depends on one simple equation: Wife having Beauty Secrets and husband having Secret Beauties.

? There are only 5 things we need in life: Good friends, Good job, Good food, Good sleep & Good _ UCK. Whatever u are thinking... is right. Good Day.

? Tum sab dost meri zindagi ho, aur aur aur aur aur Lahnat hai aisi zindagi pe!

? True relatives always stand behind u during bad times. Check ur marriage album. All ur relatives were standing behind u!


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