GIRL: Will u marry me??????

Santa: no, humare yahan shaadi sirf relatives mein hi hoti hai.

Mummy ne Papa se,
Dedi ne Jija ji se,
Aur bhaiya ne bhabhi se,.........

ek gaoun may shaadi hoti hay to gana gatay hain mahfil ta sajdi jay nachay munday di bahn to bahn nachnay lagti hay phir nachy munday da bhai to bhai nachnay lagta hay phir dost......to dost nachnay lagta hay phir maa.......to maa nachti hay phir kahta hay nachay munday da baap to sara gaoun nachnay lagta hay.......................

1 girl went to a doctocr .doctor checked her report bye a mistak her report changed with a pregnent lady.doctor said to her u r preganent,she saying to doctor,oh doctor meri to abhi tak shadi bhi nhe hoi he.per ya khudaya ab to ungli pe bhe innsan ka ietbar tot gaya

aik admi shadi karna chahta hay to apne friend say poochta hay k batao main kia karoon.us ka friend kahta hay h newspaper main add day do k mujhay biwi chahiye. us ka dost aisay hi karta hay. kuch din baad woh apnay friend k paas aata hay or kahta hay k main bohat parayshan hoon samjha nahi ati k kia karoon.us ka dost pochta hay k kion kiya hooua. woh kahta hay k main nay news paper main add dia k mujhay biwi chahiye to mujhay itnay saray khawindo(Husbands) nay khat likhay hain k mayri biwi lay lo mayri biwi lay lo.

Pehla sardar:tum nay apni bawi ko talaq kyun di.Dosra sardar:woh bad character thi shadi mujh say ki aur bacha bhagwan say mangti thi

Pehla sardar:tum nay apni bawi ko talaq kyun di.Dosra sardar:woh bad character thi shadi mujh say ki aur bacha bhagwan say mangti thi

ek machaar our makki do no pyar kar lete
do no ki mohabbat hadse bi jada hoti to
shadi karlete shadi kare so frist night ke
din machaar apne dosto k sath 12;00 bajetak
baitta to dosta bolte ja teri bibi tera intezar karri hogi kai kar bhija dete to sida apne ghar jata our phir apne dosto k pas ata to dosta puchte kya hoga phir kyun aya tu machar us bath ka javab nahi deta our us k dosta galya deto phir apne ghar jata our phir dosto kane ata to phir puchte kyun aga to machaar kaheta hai ki o makilaudi sali ALLOUT lagakar soye

When do you congratulate someone for their Mistake?

Answer : On their Wedding!!

Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl.

Although his English was far from perfect, they got along very well until one
day he rushed into a lawyer--------s office and asked him if he could arrange a
divorce for him.

The lawyer said that getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances, and
asked him the following questions:

L: Have you any grounds?
P: Yes, an acre and half and nice little home.

L: No, I mean what is the foundation of this case?
P: It made of concrete.

L: I don--------t think you understand. Does either of you have a real grudge?
P: No, we have carport, and not need one.

L: I mean. What are your relations like?
P: All my relations still in Poland .

L: Is there any infidelity in your marriage?
P: We have hi-fidelity stereo and good DVD player.

L: Does your wife beat you up?
P: No, I always up before her.

L: Is your wife a nagger?
P: No, she white.

L: Why do you want this divorce?
P: She going to kill me.

L: What makes you think that?
P: I got proof.

L: What kind of proof?
P: She going to poison me. She buy a bottle at drugstore and put on shelf in
bathroom. I can read, and it say: Polish Remover.