Sms / Marital Woes

Dawood Ali

Aj Meray Yar Ki Shadi Hai

kisi jungle main ek sher ki shadi horahe hoti hai ek chooha uchal uchal ker gana ga raha hota hai Aaj meray yar ki shadi hai Aaj meray yar ki shadi hai,tu sath main khara ek janwar heraan ho ker poochta hai k --abay too hai chooha Aur wo hai sher wo tera yar kaise hogya tu chooha ser khujatay huway kehta hai ki --yar shadi se pehlay main bhe sher tha hahaha

· 1 Like · Apr 09, 2015 at 20:04
Category: marital-woes
 
Sms / Marital Woes

Uzma Shaheen

Ishtihar Barayey Zaroorat E Rishta.

Ik nu umer said zda,seena kashda,Naik chalan or seedha sada,Lamba kam or past zada,Husn ka dildada,shadi per amada,Khoobsurat jawan,ala khandan.arsey se Perashan k liyey ik haseena masl-e-hor,nashe shabab mein chor,chashme makhmoor,cherey pe noor,batameez,bashaor,bahunr,saleeqmand,Soom o salawat ki paband,Badab bahaya,Sabqa sukkkonat Zila kho gaya,Na shaiq surkhi o cream,mumooli taleem,ma jabeen,behad hasseen,parda nasheen.baida had pusta qad,ahista kharam,shaista kalam,Pyyaara sa nam,ajooba khahnat,Raffeqa hayat.Darkar hai !! warna zindagi bekar hai.....
MASheri ya charpai,rooi bhari razai,chand zevar talai,kuch kursiyan or mez bas is qadr jehz..LArka goo ANARI hai magar karoobari hai..Ik adad dukan or muu mein Zuban rakhta hai....
(Mazeed baat cheet BILMUSHWA ya BAZRIYA LIFAFA.khat o kitabat pabandi zikha raz hai!)
DOSTOO YE ARZO DIL KI AWAZ HAI.
MAKAN # 420.
GAlI # 9211
HERAN CHOWK,PERASHAN MANZIL.

· 1 Like · Apr 09, 2015 at 10:04
Category: marital-woes
 
Sms / Marital Woes

Shabana Gul

Mortein Mat

machhar or makkhi ki hogai shadi.........
pehli he raat se hogai barbadi.......
machhar ki tu kismat he khoti thi.......
makkhi MORTEIN MAT laga k jo soti thi!!!!

· 3 Like · Apr 08, 2015 at 05:04
Category: marital-woes
 
Sms / Marital Woes

Usaman Khan

Shadi Se Pehle Aur Baad

SHADI SE PEHLE:
awara badal zara aur behek jata hai
tum apni zulf ko aise bikhera na karo

SHADI KE BAAD:
woh us ki zulf sirf zulf hai ghata kesi?
woh aankh hi hai, wahan jheel weel koi nahen

SHADI SE PEHLE:
na aise tarsaya karo apne dewane ko
kuch der ke liay to pas aa jaya karo

SHADI KE BAAD:
na aise chipkaya karo apne dewane ko
kuch der ke liay to door bhi jaya karo

· 1 Like · Apr 03, 2015 at 17:04
Category: marital-woes
 
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Zahid Mahmood

Leave Letters

This is a collection of leave letters and applications written by people in various places.

1. A student--s leave letter:
As I am suffering from my uncle--s marriage I cannot attend the
class....
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2. A candidate--s application:
This has reference to your advertisement calling for a --typist And
an accountant - Male or Female--... As I am both for the past Several
years and I can handle both; I am applying for the post.
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3. I.T.I., Lahore: An employee applied for leave as follows:
Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife.
Please sanction me one-week leave.
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4. Another employee applied for half day leave as follows:
Since I--ve to go to the cremation ground at 10 o-clocks and I may
not return, please grant me half day casual leave
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5. A leave letter to the headmaster:
As I am studying in this school I am suffering from headache. I
request you to leave me today
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6. An incident of a leave letter:
I am suffering from fever, please declare one day holiday.
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7. Another leave letter written to the headmaster:
As my headache is paining, please grant me leave for the day.
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8. A covering note:
I am enclosed herewith...
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9. From H.A.L. Administration dept:
As my mother-in-law has expired and I am responsible for it, Please
grant me 10 days leave.
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10. Actual letter written for application of leave:
My wife is suffering from sickness and as I am her only husband At
home I may be granted leave.
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11. Letter writing:
I am in well here and hope you are also in the same well.
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12. Another gem from I.T.I. Leave-letter from an employee who was
Performing his daughter--s wedding:
As I am marrying my daughter, please grant a week--s leave...


· 1 Like · Apr 02, 2015 at 02:04
Category: marital-woes
 
Sms / Marital Woes

Asad Omar

Surang

MIYAN BIWI SHAADI KAY BAAD HONEYMOON MANA NE MURRY TRAIN MAIN JAA RAHAY THAY KAY RAASTAY MAIN AIK LAMBI SI SURANG MAIN SE TRAIN GUZRI JAB TRAIN SURANG MAIN SE GUZAR GYI TO SHOHAR NAY BIWI SE BOLA KAY KAASH AGER MUJHAY PEHLAY PATA HOTA KAY YAHAN SURANG HAY TOO MAIN MOOQAY KA FAIDA UTHA LETA TO BIWI NAY ACHANAK CHOONK KER POOCHA KAY HYEE TO WOH TUM NAHIN THAY KIYA?? safwanqazi@hotmail.com

· 1 Like · Apr 01, 2015 at 16:04
Category: marital-woes
 
Sms / Marital Woes

Mehreen Ali

Tajarba

beti nain maan ko bola uss ko ek admi pasand hai uss sey meri shaadi kerwa do,maan nain us kay baap ko bataya,beti booray sey shaadi kerna chahti hai, baap nain beti sey poocha,beti tum nain mujh sey bhi bara admi kion pasand kia, beti boli aap to meray baap hain,is liay uss ko psand kia ,keh uss ka tajarba aap se y bhi ziada hai

· 1 Like · Apr 01, 2015 at 06:04
Category: marital-woes
 
Sms / Marital Woes

Wajeeha Ali

Serial Kisser

kiss is the key of love ,
love is the lock of marriage ,
marriage is the box of children ,
children are problem of pakistan ,
so
stop kissing and save pakistan .

· 2 Like · Mar 28, 2015 at 11:03
Category: marital-woes
 
Sms / Marital Woes

Kainaat Siddique

Wedding Nite

a 55years oldman married a 15 years girl on wedding nite both started crying
Girl says: i dont know any thing
man says: i forget everything

· 3 Like · Mar 28, 2015 at 04:03
Category: marital-woes
 
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