The world's thinnest book has only one word written in it: Everything
and the book is titled: ""What Woman Want!""

How Dogs and Women are alike?
Neither believe that silence is golden, neither can balance a checkbook, and Both put too much value on kissing

There is only one perfect child in the world and every mother has it. There is only one perfect wife in the world and every neighbour has it

Different Phases of a man:
After engagement: Superman
After Marriage: Gentleman
After 10 years: Watchman
After 20 years: Doberman

Why do Bride & Groom exchange varmaala during wedding ?
To tell each other affectionately... Sweetheart U R Dead !

Aadmi shaadi kyon karta hai?
Ta k vo marne ke baad agar Swarg jaye tou achcha feel kare aur agar Narkh jaye tou homely feel kare...

There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage

Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about something you say. After marriage, he'll fall asleep before you finish.

If u r married please ignore this msg, for everyone else: Happy Independence Day