Sms / Jokes

Kashif Yaqoob

Teacher: “promise Karo Kabhi

Teacher: “promise karo kabhi cigarette nahi piyoge…

All Students:”Nahi piyenge sir kabhi nahi pienge,
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Teacher: “Promise karo kabhi sharab nahi piyoge…

All Students: “kabhi nahi pienge sir,.

Teacher: “promise karo kabhi kisi ladki ki
taraf dekhoge bhi nahi..

All Students: “Nahi dekhenge,..

Teacher: “Promise karo desh ke liye apni jaan de doge…
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All Students:”Jaan bhi de denge sir aisi jaan rakh
k karenge bhi kya…

· 2 Like · Jun 07, 2013 at 17:06
Category: jokes Tags: Teacher Student Jokes Funny Sms
 
Sms / Jokes

Kashif Yaqoob

Bigri Hui Zindagi Ki Bus Itni C Kahani Hai.

Bigri Hui Zindagi ki Bus itni C Kahani Hai..
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Kuch Bachpan se Hum fankar Thy..
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Kuch
” School ”
ki Meharbani Hai…!
Such Bola Na

· 2 Like · Jun 07, 2013 at 16:06
Category: jokes Tags: Student Jokes Funny Sms School
 
Sms / Jokes

Kashif Yaqoob

Sad Story

‘”SAD STORY”
Baap ne Bete ki Talashi li,
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Jaib se Gutka, Cigrette,
Katrina kaif ki Tasaweer
or
Girls k Numbers nikle,
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Bap ne Bete ko Boht mara or kaha,
Kb se ye sb kch kar rahe Ho?
Beta Rote hue Bola,
“Baba mene Apki Jacket Pehni hui hai” :-) ’

· 1 Like · Jun 06, 2013 at 15:06
Category: jokes Tags: Jokes Funny Poetry Sms
 
Sms / Jokes

Kashif Yaqoob

Boss: 50 Pathar Jahaz Me Rakhe Hn 1 Niche Pheka To Bqi Ktne Bche?

Boss:
50 Pathar Jahaz Me Rakhe hn 1 niche pheka to bqi ktne bche?
Emp:
Sir 49
Bos:
Hathi Ko 3 hison me frig me rkho
Emp:
Frig khola
Hathi rkha
Frig band krdia
Bos:
Ab 4 hison me HiRAN frig Me Rkho
Emp:
Frig Kola
Hathi nikla
Hran rkha
frig bnd krdia
Bos:
Shr ki Slgra hy sb jnwr aye 1 nhi aya q?
Emp:
Qk Sir Hran to frig me hy
Bos:
1 Budhi orat Mgrmuch se bhary Drya ko kese par krgi?
Emp:
Sir Tair k qk mgrmuch to Sher ki Slgra me gye hue hn
Bos:Akhri Swal wo orat phr b mr gai btao q?
Emp:
Sir dob gai hogi
Bos: Nhi us k sar par wo pathar laga jo hm ne jahaz se pheka tha
Kal se kaam pr mat ana:)

· 1 Like · Jun 06, 2013 at 15:06
Category: jokes Tags: Jokes Funny Sms Boss
 
Sms / Jokes

Kashif Yaqoob

Janu Apni Ye Diamond Ring Muje De Do…

Girl: janu apni ye Diamond
ring muje
de do…
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Boy: kyo dear ? ?
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Girl: me roz ise dekh kar
tumhe yaad
krungi…
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Boy: yaad toh tum wese bhi
muje
krogi…
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Girl: wo kese ??
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Boy: ye soch kar ki mujse
diamond
ring mangi thi ……………..
or Kamine ne nhi di…

· 1 Like · Jun 04, 2013 at 15:06
Category: jokes Tags: Girl Jokes Funny Yaad Sms Boy
 
Sms / Jokes

Kashif Yaqoob

Mobile Aya P.c.o Khatam

MOBILE AYA
P.C.O KHATAM
MOBILE AYA
WATCH KHATAM
MOBILE AYA
TORCH KHATAM
MOBILE AYA
TAPE KHATAM
MOBAIL AYA
KHATT KHATAM
MOBILE AYA
RADIO KHATAM
MOBAIL AYA
CALCULATR KHATAM
MOBILE AYA
CAMERA KHATAM
MOBILE AYA
EID CARD KHATAM
MOBILE AYA
SUKOON KHATAM
PHIR
PHIR
REHMAN MALIK AYA
MOBILE KHATAM:
PAISA HAZAM:
**"SMS KING"**

· 1 Like · Jun 03, 2013 at 15:06
Category: jokes Tags: Mobile Jokes Funny Sms
 
Sms / Jokes

Kashif Yaqoob

Mari Life Me Chand Banna Pasnd Kr0gi

Boy.
kya tm mari life me chand banna pasnd kr0gi
Girl ! yes.
boy : To jitna chand do0r he utni do0r dafa hojao.

· 1 Like · Jun 03, 2013 at 15:06
Category: jokes Tags: Girl Jokes Funny Sms Boy
 
Sms / Jokes

Kashif Yaqoob

2 Cockroach Icu Me Admit The

2 Cockroach ICU Me admit the
1st:yr mai paon k neeche agya tha tumhe Kia hoa
2nd:kuch nai yar
Ek larki mujhe dekh k itne zor se chekhi k Heart Attack agiya..!

· 1 Like · Jun 03, 2013 at 14:06
Category: jokes Tags: Ladki Jokes Funny Sms
 
Sms / Jokes

Kashif Yaqoob

1 Class Ka Bacha Apni Miss Se Kehta He

1 class ka bacha
apni
Miss se kehta he
Me
apko kesa lgta
hn
Miss so swet
Bacha:To phr me
apne
ammi abbu ko ap
k
ghr kb bhejn
Miss: wo q
Bacha:Take wo
hmari
bat aage chalaen
Mis:ye kya bkwas
hy
Bacha
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Tution parhane k lye.mis ap b na cable dekh dekh k khrab ho gai hain:-)

· 1 Like · Jun 01, 2013 at 16:06
Category: jokes Tags: Teacher Student Bacha Jokes Funny Sms
 
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