Badsha ne elan krwaya, k shadi shuda mard 2 lines me kharre hon. 1 line me wo jo BV se darte hen 0r 1 me wo jo nhi darte : Darne walon ki lambi line thi. Jb k na darne walon ki line me 1 Aadmi tha : Badsha ne us se kaha: To aap BV se nhi drte : Us ne kaha: Pata nhi g... Muje to Bv keh gai hai k is line me kharre rhna, warna tangain tor dungi..

Usne jo sher mara tow wah wah ho gayi Usne jo sher mara tow wah wah ho gayi Aur Maine jo sher mara toh toh toh Sherni bewa ho gayi

doctor: Tumhe achi sehat ke liye rozana warzish karni chahiye!
pappu: mein football, cricket aur tennis taqreeban roz hi khelta hoon
doctor: kitni deir ke liye ?
pappu: jab tak mobile ki charging khatam nahee ho jati

Kabhi Jo Pasand Na Aaye Sath Mera To Bata Dena..
!.DOST.!
Mehsoos Bhi Nahi Kar Pao Gey Or khud ko Bori mein band pao ge...

Doctor To injured patient:
Jab car aik lady chala rahi thi to tmko road se dor chalna chahiye tha
Patient:
Konsa road? Main to KHET ME LOTA LEKE BAITHA THA...¤

Maa apne Totlay Bete se:
Beta aaj hum jahan ja rahe hain tum wahan bolna mat.
Beta:
Theet hai.
Larki walon k ghar jab Larki chaye lai to Larka chaye peetay hi bola:
Daram hai Daram...
Larki foran boli:
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.......oyyyyyyyyyyy.'''''
Phoot maar maar ty Pi padal...

Professor:
What is"Obsessive compulsive neurotic Disorder"..?
Studnt :-Jinga Lala hurrRrRrrRrrR...
Prof : ye kya tha...?
Studnt :- to woh kya tha?:-D

"Chooohey Ko Lagi Billi Gori Gori",,
;
"Dono Milnay Lagay Chori Chori",,
;
"Chooha Bola; Aao Khelein Aankh Macholi"
:
"Billi Choohey Ko Kha Kar Boli",,
"JAANU SORRY"
"I HATE LOVE STORY" /\../\( '=;='),-''"-,/ ¿¿_)¿_¿_)
MEEEEYAAAOOOOON,,

Nakaam ho jati hein meri Saari Koshishen tumari Narazgi k Aagay..
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Na-janay kahan se Seekha hy tum ne "Kharboze" Jesa Munh Bnana..
Hahahahahaha