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Kashif Yaqoob
Badsha Ne Elan Krwaya
Badsha ne elan krwaya, k shadi shuda mard 2 lines me kharre hon. 1 line me wo jo BV se darte hen 0r 1 me wo jo nhi darte : Darne walon ki lambi line thi. Jb k na darne walon ki line me 1 Aadmi tha : Badsha ne us se kaha: To aap BV se nhi drte : Us ne kaha: Pata nhi g... Muje to Bv keh gai hai k is line me kharre rhna, warna tangain tor dungi..
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Sep 04, 2013 at 17:09
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Kashif Yaqoob
Usne Jo Sher Mara Tow Wah Wah Ho Gayi
Usne jo sher mara tow wah wah ho gayi Usne jo sher mara tow wah wah ho gayi Aur Maine jo sher mara toh toh toh Sherni bewa ho gayi
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Aug 29, 2013 at 16:08
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Ijunoon
Tumhe Achi Sehat Ke Liye Rozana Warzish Karni Chahiye
doctor: Tumhe achi sehat ke liye rozana warzish karni chahiye!
pappu: mein football, cricket aur tennis taqreeban roz hi khelta hoon
doctor: kitni deir ke liye ?
pappu: jab tak mobile ki charging khatam nahee ho jati
pappu: mein football, cricket aur tennis taqreeban roz hi khelta hoon
doctor: kitni deir ke liye ?
pappu: jab tak mobile ki charging khatam nahee ho jati
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Aug 04, 2013 at 08:08
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Kashif Yaqoob
Kabhi Jo Pasand Na Aaye Sath Mera To Bata Dena
Kabhi Jo Pasand Na Aaye Sath Mera To Bata Dena..
!.DOST.!
Mehsoos Bhi Nahi Kar Pao Gey Or khud ko Bori mein band pao ge...
!.DOST.!
Mehsoos Bhi Nahi Kar Pao Gey Or khud ko Bori mein band pao ge...
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Jul 24, 2013 at 11:07
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Kashif Yaqoob
Doctor To Injured Patient:
Doctor To injured patient:
Jab car aik lady chala rahi thi to tmko road se dor chalna chahiye tha
Patient:
Konsa road? Main to KHET ME LOTA LEKE BAITHA THA...¤
Jab car aik lady chala rahi thi to tmko road se dor chalna chahiye tha
Patient:
Konsa road? Main to KHET ME LOTA LEKE BAITHA THA...¤
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Jul 20, 2013 at 11:07
Category: jokes
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Kashif Yaqoob
Maa Apne Totlay Bete Se:
Maa apne Totlay Bete se:
Beta aaj hum jahan ja rahe hain tum wahan bolna mat.
Beta:
Theet hai.
Larki walon k ghar jab Larki chaye lai to Larka chaye peetay hi bola:
Daram hai Daram...
Larki foran boli:
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.......oyyyyyyyyyyy.'''''
Phoot maar maar ty Pi padal...
Beta aaj hum jahan ja rahe hain tum wahan bolna mat.
Beta:
Theet hai.
Larki walon k ghar jab Larki chaye lai to Larka chaye peetay hi bola:
Daram hai Daram...
Larki foran boli:
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.
.
.......oyyyyyyyyyyy.'''''
Phoot maar maar ty Pi padal...
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Jul 18, 2013 at 13:07
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Kashif Yaqoob
Professor:what Is"obsessive Compulsive Neurotic Disorder"..?
Professor:
What is"Obsessive compulsive neurotic Disorder"..?
Studnt :-Jinga Lala hurrRrRrrRrrR...
Prof : ye kya tha...?
Studnt :- to woh kya tha?:-D
What is"Obsessive compulsive neurotic Disorder"..?
Studnt :-Jinga Lala hurrRrRrrRrrR...
Prof : ye kya tha...?
Studnt :- to woh kya tha?:-D
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Jul 17, 2013 at 12:07
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Kashif Yaqoob
Chooohey Ko Lagi Billi Gori Gori",, ;
"Chooohey Ko Lagi Billi Gori Gori",,
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"Dono Milnay Lagay Chori Chori",,
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"Chooha Bola; Aao Khelein Aankh Macholi"
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"Billi Choohey Ko Kha Kar Boli",,
"JAANU SORRY"
"I HATE LOVE STORY" /\../\( '=;='),-''"-,/ ¿¿_)¿_¿_)
MEEEEYAAAOOOOON,,
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"Dono Milnay Lagay Chori Chori",,
;
"Chooha Bola; Aao Khelein Aankh Macholi"
:
"Billi Choohey Ko Kha Kar Boli",,
"JAANU SORRY"
"I HATE LOVE STORY" /\../\( '=;='),-''"-,/ ¿¿_)¿_¿_)
MEEEEYAAAOOOOON,,
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Jul 16, 2013 at 11:07
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Kashif Yaqoob
Nakaam ho jati hein meri Saari Koshishen tumari Narazgi k Aagay..
Nakaam ho jati hein meri Saari Koshishen tumari Narazgi k Aagay..
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Na-janay kahan se Seekha hy tum ne "Kharboze" Jesa Munh Bnana..
Hahahahahaha
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Na-janay kahan se Seekha hy tum ne "Kharboze" Jesa Munh Bnana..
Hahahahahaha
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Jul 13, 2013 at 12:07
Category: jokes
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