Modern shadi: Lrka lrki k father se: Mai ap ki beti ka Haath mangnay aya hun. Father: Q Larka:Q k meray haath thak gay hain usay msg kr kr k..!

Baat sun jigar Koi naya Msg hy tere paas..? Agar hy to "DEEWAR" PE Likh de, "SEND" TO TUJH SE HOGA NAHI...

Kali girlfriend ko gori karne k 5 tarike . . . . . . . . . . .
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muje pata tha tum zarur parhoge kali girl friend wale:

Kisi ko Mobile pr setting krni hoto , , , , . . . .
Mobile k menu Me setting ka option hai waha se krle Hahahahaha:

Life Ko Seriously Mat Lo, Aur Hamesha Hasne Ke Liye waqt Nikalo Warna LoG Bolenge Kya Zamana Aagaya Hai Aaj KAL CARTOON Bhi Nahi Haste:

KABI KABI Choti Choti Chezain B bohat takleef deti hain YAQEEN NA AYE TO.. . . . . . Sui pe beth kar dekhna.

Un Sub ko Zaroor Send Karen Jin ka Aap Khayaal Rakhna Chahty Hain, Docters Ka Kehna Hai ke Machli (Faish) Khany Ke Bad Paani Na Piyen Kyo ke Wo Aap ke Pait me Terna Shuro kardegi or is se Aap Ko GUDGUDi wali Bimari £ag Jayegi HaHaHaHa Gor se prhny ka shukriya.

Faqer: Pani mile ga? Bacha: Lassi ho jaye tho ? Faqer: Bohut acha, wo 3 Pyalay pi k bola: Gar mein Koi Lassi nahi pita Kya? Bacha: Pitay tho hai Par aaj Lassi mein Chipkali gir gai thi Faqer ne piyala zameen pe de mara Bacha: Ammi ! Faqeer ne Pyala tor dia Ammi: Offo Ab Munna poti kis mein kare ga.

Ye jawani he dewani dhk k! Beta bap se me urna chata hn dorna chata hn girna b chata hn pr kbi rukna nh chata! . Baap apna mobile dty hue ye le temple run khel!