Sms / Jokes

Kashif Yaqoob

Ye Ks Chez Ka Khaaait Hy?

1Aadmi ne Kisaan se Pucha
Ye ks chez ka khaaait hy?
Kisaan:
Ye kapaas ka khaaait hy js sy kapry bnaye jaaty hy.
Aadmi:
Ismy Shalwaar ka Poda konsa hy.....:D;):D

· 2 Like · May 09, 2013 at 18:05
Category: jokes Tags: Aadmi Jokes Funny Sms
 
Sms / Jokes

Kashif Yaqoob

Husband Piyar Se

Husband piyar se:
"Darling! Tum Mujhey 1 jaga se Bohat Achi Lagti Ho"!
Wife Sharmatey hue khushi mein: "Bataein Na Jaldi Kahan se"?
Husbnd:
"Doooooor se"

· 1 Like · May 09, 2013 at 18:05
Category: jokes Tags: Wife Jokes Husband Pyaar Funny Sms
 
Sms / Jokes

Kashif Yaqoob

1 Class Me Ek New Bachi Ai Tu Sb Bachon Ne

1 Class me ek new bachi ai tu sb bachon ne usay khala khala khena shuru krdiya Bachi ne madam ko bula liya
Madam: jin bachon ne isko khala kaha wo khare ho jaen
Sb bache khare ho gay siwaye ek chote bache k
Madam: kia tm ne isko khala nhe kaha?
Bacha: nhe
Madam: Q?
Bacha q k me in sb bachon ka khalu hon.

· 1 Like · May 07, 2013 at 21:05
Category: jokes Tags: Teacher Student Bacha Jokes Funny Sms
 
Sms / Jokes

Kashif Yaqoob

U R Bandri, Bandri Means

U R Bandri,
Bandri Means
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B=beautiful
A=atractive
N=naughty
D=Decent
A=adorabe
R=romantc
I=intelignt
Hun vekh kidi khush a,
Bandri na hovey te….

· 1 Like · May 06, 2013 at 19:05
Category: jokes Tags: Jokes Funny Sms
 
Sms / Jokes

Kashif Yaqoob

Best Msg Of The World!

Best msg of the world!
Har wo Din Tumhare liye Eid
Ka hai.
Jis Din Tum
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Mujhe Dakh Lo ;-)
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Thank U
Thank U
Thank U
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Baat apne tak hi
Rakhna Plzzzzz….

Aiweiin banda
nazro mein aa jata hai phr :)

· 1 Like · May 02, 2013 at 15:05
Category: jokes Tags: Jokes Funny Sms
 
Sms / Jokes

Kashif Yaqoob

Boy: I Love U .

Boy: I Love u
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Girl: hahaha
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Boy I mis u I kis u
Girl ; hahaha
Boy:
Main tumhari khatir apni jaan b day sakta hoon,
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Girl: hahahahaha
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Boy: tumharay bina main zinda nahi reh sakta,
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Girl: hahahahahahahaha
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Boy :main tum ko 2000 ka balance bhejh raha hoon, tum ko mill jaye to bata daina,
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Girl ; kab?
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Boy:
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Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

· 1 Like · Apr 30, 2013 at 14:04
Category: jokes Tags: Ladka Boy Girl Pyaar Funny Ladki Sms Love
 
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Kashif Yaqoob

1 Admi Ki Aik Tang Ki Haddi Toot Gayi

1 Admi ki aik tang ki haddi toot gayi
Hospital gya to waha dOsrey admi ki dono tangey tooti dekh kar bola !!!
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"Kya aapki 2 biwiyan hain?;-)

· 1 Like · Apr 30, 2013 at 13:04
Category: jokes Tags: Biwi Admi Wife Jokes Hospital Funny Sms
 
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Kashif Yaqoob

1 Aadmi Bus Driver Se

1 Aadmi Bus Driver se Kitne Ghante Bus Me Rhte Ho?
Bus Driver: 24 Ghante
Aadmi Herat Se: Wo Kese?
Bus Driver: 8 Ghante Is BUS Me
16 Ghante B.V k "BUS" Me.!.

· 1 Like · Apr 29, 2013 at 17:04
Category: jokes Tags: Biwi Waqt Wife Jokes Sms
 
Sms / Jokes

Kashif Yaqoob

Agar Tum Jungle Me Ho Or Wahan Sher Aa Jay

Sir: Agar tum 1jungle may ho or wahan sher aa jay to tum kya karogay?
Boy: Me darakht par charhou ga.
Sir: Agar wo sher darkht par b aa jy to?
Boy: Main Pani main kud jaun ga.
Sir: Agar wo Pani main b aa jy to?
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Boy:
Ustad G.. Sher nu behen diti hui aye kia usay di side liye ja rhe ho.

· 2 Like · Apr 27, 2013 at 17:04
Category: jokes Tags: Ustaad Animals Jokes Teacher Student Funny Sms
 
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