Jo Mil Gya Use Muqaddr Smjho Khud Ko Waqt Ka Sikandr Smjho Q Drte Ho Ap Gham K Tufano Sy Gham Ko Kele Ka Darakht Or Khud Ko BANDAR Smjho.

Waqt Ki Qadar Us Shakhs Sy Pocho. Jo Bathrom K Bahr Khara Ho ! Aur Use Dast Hon Aur Andar Waly Ko Qabz Ho Hasso Mt Wqt Ki Qadar Karo.

1 admi Ki T_Shirt Pe Boht Khubsort Jumla Likha Hua Tha ' Plz Do NOT Disturbe I'm Married I'm Already Disturbed.

Yad rakho Subha uth k 2 kam kia karo 1st=DIL SE shukr ada karo k tm zinda ho 2nd=Lux se Nahaya kro ta k dosre B zinda rahe GEO 0R JEENEY do

Girl: Agar Paise Darakht par Ugty to kya hota.? . . . . . . . Boy: To Larkiyan Bandaron se bhi Set hojati (:Uff itni insult:)

Pappu ki Maa: . "Pappu meri juti dhoond dy" . Smart Pappu after 5 mins opened google.com & Type "www.AMAA KI ULTAY PAIR KI JUTI.com" . Google search... . . . . . . . . . Insan ka bacha bun :@ Ye google hai Tery bap ka nokar nahe.

Tumhari Yad Mere Dil Me Kuch Is Tarha Se bas Gai, . Jese Chotay Se Rikshy Me Moti Ci Aunti phass gai.. "\('.' )/" ( ) < \ Way Menu kaddo way.

Boy : Call Receve Kyun nahi Ki, 15 Mints Se Call Karaha Hu, Girl Woh Main . . . . Woh Main . . Ringtone Pr Dance Karahi Thi.:-*

Zor se chali hawa uurr gaya pappu.. Wah wah.. Zor se chali hawa, uurr gaya pappu.. Phir? Phir kya? Ruk gayi hawa Or gir gaya pappu,