1 Aqal Mand Se Kuch Daer akely Baat Karna 1 Mahiny tak Kitaben (books) Parhne Se Behter Hai Lekin... Abi call maat karna...! Q K Mey Farigh nahi Houn.

1 larki DOCTOR ko phone par: Meri behan ko current laga hy, hum kya karen? : DOCTOR:Aap 2 nafil shukrany K ada karen K apki taraf Bijli hy,

Hum DIYE pr hath rakh k qasm khate h ___() /__/ k hm aj se apko SMS kr k pareshn nh krenge ___ /__/ O teri kher DIYA bujh gya Plan cancel.

Sir:Monkey Aur Donkey Main Kiya Farak Hy? Studnt:Agar Msg Prhny Wala Hans Pary Tu Monkey Agar Na Hansey Tu Donkey Aaj To Phas Gaye.

10 Kawe Mil Kar itna Kaww Kaww Nahi Karte Jitna, . . . . . . . . Jitna F.B Pe 2 Larkiyaan HMMM HMMM Karti Hain. (,")/'Hhmm <<) (/ Sahi Bol _/ /_ Rahi Ho

10 Kawe Mil Kar itna Kaww Kaww Nahi Karte Jitna, . . . . . . . . Jitna F.B Pe 2 Larkiyaan HMMM HMMM Karti Hain. (,")/'Hhmm <<) (/ Sahi Bol _/ /_ Rahi Ho :-D

Girl: Agar Paise Darakht par Ugty to kya hota.? . . . . . . . Boy: To Larkiyan Bandaron se bhi Set hojati,:) (:Uff itni insult:)

Miss: Smndr Mein aam Ka Drkht Ho To Tm Kse aam Toro ge? Stdnt: Fish Bn k Miss:Insan Ko fish Tera baap Bnaye ga? Stdnt:To Smndr Mein Drkht Teri Maa Lgae gi?

Ek lrki 1 ghante me 40roti bna skti hy to3 larkian mil k 1 ghante me kitni rotyan bna lengi? Ans: Ek bhi nahi ! Sirf batain banayein gi:-*