Sms / Jokes

Kashif Yaqoob

Tumhari Roz Roz Ki Farmaisho Se Tang

Husband:
Tumhari Roz Roz Ki Farmaisho Se Tang Aa K Khudkushi Karne ja Raha Hoon
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Wife:
2/3 Loan K Suit Banwa Do
iddat Main Kiya Pehnoon Gi ??????

· 1 Like · Apr 23, 2013 at 15:04
Category: jokes Tags: Shopping Jokes Death Wife Funny Husband Sms
 
Sms / Jokes

Kashif Yaqoob

1 Wakeel K Betay Ko Uski Maa Ne Thappar Mara

1 Wakeel K Betay Ko Uski Maa Ne Thappar Mar Dia..
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Beta Baap K Pas Gya Aur Kaha:
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Ami Ne Muje Bila-Waja Mara Ha.
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Baap Ne Usy 1 Aur Thappar Mara Aur Kaha:
Wakeel K Betay Ho Kr Tumhen Itna Bi Nhe Pta K Supreme Court K Khilaf Appeal High Court Mein Nhe Hoti:-/B-)

· 1 Like · Apr 23, 2013 at 15:04
Category: jokes Tags: Beta Maa Judge Funny Sms
 
Sms / Jokes

Kashif Yaqoob

Maalkin:tum 3 Din Se

Maalkin:Tum 3 din se kam pe nahi ayi or bataya b nahi?
Nokrani:Baji,mene to facebook pe status update kar diya tha k,
"I M Going to gaaon for 3 days.''
Sahib g ne comment b kiya tha,
''Miss U Mumtaz''...

· 1 Like · Apr 22, 2013 at 16:04
Category: jokes Tags: Facebook Funny Sms
 
Sms / Jokes

Kashif Yaqoob

1 Badshah Ko 1 Larki Pasand Aagai,

1 Badshah ko 1 LaRki pasand Aagai,
Us LaRki ka Baap sunaaR tha, Badshah ne SunaaR ko DaRbaR me Bulaya,4 Din GuzaRny k Bawajud bhi sunaaR Badshah k DaRbaR me na Aaya to Badshah ne sunaaR ko GiRaftaR kaRny k liey sipaahi Bhejy.jab woh sunaaR k GhaR pohnchy to GhaR ko Taala Laga hua tha, Badshah ne Sipahiyon ko Hukam Diya k sunaaR ko Dhoondo. sipahiyon ne sunaaR ko HaR jagha Dhoonda Lekin wo unko kahein na mila, auR sipahiyon ka SunaaR ko Dhoondny me saRa Waqt Aisy BaRbad hua jesy ap ka is sms ko paRhny me.
Hanso mat meRy sath bhi aisa huwa tha.

· 1 Like · Apr 22, 2013 at 15:04
Category: jokes Tags: Jokes Ishq Pyaar Funny Ladki Sms Mohabbat
 
Sms / Jokes

Kashif Yaqoob

Hospital Ka Amla Aadmi K Pich

Hospital ka amla Aadmi K
Pich Bhag Raha Tha.

Logon N pocha Kya Hua

Doctr:
4 Bar Aisa Hua

Yeh Dimagh K Opration K
Bhaney Aata Hy
or
TIND Krwa K Bhag Jata Ha.

· 2 Like · Apr 19, 2013 at 16:04
Category: jokes Tags: Hospital Admi Funny Sms
 
Sms / Jokes

Kashif Yaqoob

Machar Ka Bacha Pehli Bar

Machar Ka Bacha Pehli Bar Urra.
Jab Wapis aya to Baap ne Pucha:
Kesa lga Urr k?
Machar Bola:
Boht Acha, Jidhar B Gya Log Taliyan Bja rhe thay Mere lye ;)

· 1 Like · Apr 16, 2013 at 16:04
Category: jokes Tags: Bacha
 
Sms / Jokes

Kashif Yaqoob

I Won It In A Running Race

Girl: Nice phone. Where did you buy it?
Boy: I won it in a running race!
Girl: How many people participated?
Boy: It was the MOBILE OWNER, POLICE & ME.

· 1 Like · Apr 16, 2013 at 16:04
Category: jokes
 
Sms / Jokes

Kashif Yaqoob

Birth Day Gift

Girl:Aaj meri birthday hai tum mujay kya gift do gay?
Boy:kya gift doon?
Girl:Ring de do
Boy:Ring duonga laken recive mat karna mere mobile mai 2 rupy hain.

· 1 Like · Apr 15, 2013 at 16:04
Category: jokes
 
Sms / Jokes

Kashif Yaqoob

Ksi Ko Chahny Ki 8 Nshaniyan

Ksi ko Chahny ki 8 Nshaniyan
1.Ap us k Sms bar bar parhty hein
2.Ap us k samny jaty hua
Hitch-kchaty hein
3.Jb ap us k bary mai sochty hein to ap ka DIL taiz dharakta hy
4.Ap jb us ki awaz sunty hein to Muskuraty hein
6.Ap us k liye kuch b kr skty hn
7.Ye sms parhty waqt apke dimagh me bs usi ka hi khyal hy
8.Or ap usy sochny mai itny masroof thy k ap ko pta hi nhi chala k point
no. 5 missing hy
Ye hoti hy "Mohabbat"
hans lo koi ni dekh rha..;-)

· 1 Like · Apr 13, 2013 at 16:04
Category: jokes
 
Sms / Jokes

Kashif Yaqoob

Ek Aadmi Lift Mai

Ek aadmi lift mai,
1 larki mahnga parfume lga k Enter hui or boli :
cobra perfume,
price 8000/=
2nd larki boli :
charli perfume,
price 12000/=
phir Achanak lift ruki or Badboo Aai, Dono larkiyon ne apni naak pakr li
or
Aadmi ko dekhne lagien,
Aadmi muskuraty hue bola : mooli ,
14 rupey kilo.

· 2 Like · Apr 10, 2013 at 14:04
Category: jokes Tags: Admi Aadmi
 
Sms / Jokes

Kashif Yaqoob

Husband Wife Ko English Sikha Raha

Husband wife ko English sikha raha
tha.
Wife dopehar me husband se:
dinner lo Ji.
Husband Jahil ye dinner nahi lunch
hai.
Wife: Jahil tu, Tera baap, Tera Sara
khandan,
ye raat ka bacha hua khana
hai. :P :D =D

· 1 Like · Apr 05, 2013 at 17:04
Category: jokes Tags: Wife Husband
 
Sms / Jokes

Kashif Yaqoob

Train Kny Wajy Jani A?

Ghreeb Bacha:
Train Kiny wajy jani A?
TT: 9wajy
bacha:Local?
TT: 1wajy
bacha:Maal Gaari?
TT: 12wajy
TT:Jana kithe E?
Bacha: kithe v nai.
Patri te tatti krni c.

· 1 Like · Apr 04, 2013 at 15:04
Category: jokes
 
Sms / Jokes

Kashif Yaqoob

Mukhlis Dost K Andar Piyar

“Mukhlis Dost K andar Piyar aese chupa
hota hay,
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Jaisy,
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Amrood
K andar “Keera” :D

Sub Chor example Daikh Yaar ;)

· 1 Like · Apr 04, 2013 at 15:04
Category: jokes Tags: Dost
 
Sms / Jokes

Kashif Yaqoob

Mom To Children

Mom to children:
Jo meri baat maany ga aur mery
aagy bilkul Nahi boly ga main
ussy Gift dungi…

Chota Bacha:
Lo ji….
Iss tarah to saary Gift abu k…

· 1 Like · Apr 03, 2013 at 16:04
Category: jokes
 
Sms / Jokes

Kashif Yaqoob

Kabi To Humari Gali Aao

Kabi to humari gali aao…

thora sa Sharmao..!
Muskurao!

Apni ankho se zulfein uthao…

humare ghar ki bell bajao…

Aur

awaz lagao…

“Koora DeY do.

· 1 Like · Apr 03, 2013 at 16:04
Category: jokes
 
Sms / Jokes

Kashif Yaqoob

beti ki shadi Mujh se kar dein

Larka sheikh se: Aap apni beti ki shadi

Mujh se kar dein main oss ke wazan ke barabar

Aap ko sona doon ga

Sheikh mujhe kuch waqt do

Larka: sochne ke liye

Sheikh: naheen beti ka wazan barhane ke liye

· 1 Like · Mar 29, 2013 at 14:03
Category: jokes
 
Sms / Jokes

Kashif Yaqoob

Aik Sheikh Aadmi

Aik sheikh aadmi jo bara hi kanjoos tha

Jab marne laga tu kisi aadmi ne oss se kaha

Sheikh saab abb tu app mar rahe hain

Kuch Khuda ke naam par dete jayein

Sheikh ne aankhein kholte hoye kaha

Jaan tu de raha hoon

Or kia doon

· 1 Like · Mar 29, 2013 at 14:03
Category: jokes Tags: Khuda Aadmi
 
Sms / Jokes

Muzammil Shahzad

Remember Me Every Day

Remember me every day, every moment warna......

1,2,3,4,5,6,7,
8,9,10,11,12,13,
14,15,16,17,18,19,
20,21,22,23,24,25,26,
27,28,29,30,31,32

ek ek kar ke saare DANT TORD DIYE JAEIN GAY.....


hehehehehe

· 1 Like · Feb 02, 2013 at 14:02
Category: jokes
 
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