Shadi me pathan boht der takk khana kha raha tha
kisi ne pocha kab takk khaoge
Pathan : hum tu khud kha kha k thak gaya hon per kya karo card me likha
tha dinner: 7 to 10

Extreme of fashion ...Dhoti with zip
Extreme of secrecy ... Blank V.Card
Extreme of stupidity...locking through a keyhole of a glass door
Extreme of dehdration...a cow giving milk powder
Extreme of kanjusi...a man after accident lying on the road giving miss calls to EDHI

Breaking News
Tecnology ki dunya me tehelka mach gya
Kl bacher khusre ke han larka hoa he
Kese hoa hemen khud nahi pta
Chalen chal kr bashir se pochte hen
Ji bachir ji
Bashir ji

sms hi parhte rahen ge ya kuch btaen ge bhi

Sardar : yaar musibat k waqt gadhe ko bhi baap bnana parta hai
Pathan : Yaar bari baat he k teri amma maan jati hai

Pakistani boys r the most busy generation in the world
1 hand on staring
1 hand on gear
1 leg on break
1 leg on speed
1 ear on music
1 ear on mobile
1 eye on road
1 eye on girl
nose on breath
mouth on cigarette

ALL TENTION IN 1 TIME
WHAT A BUZY NATION

PHIR BHI LOG LARKON TO FARIGH KEHTAY HAIN :-D

Father: Beti tum mujhe pehle PAPA kehti thi ab tum ne mujhe DAD kehna shuru kar dia hai.

Kia Wajah Hai?

Beti: O Cumon DAD, PAPA kehne Se Lipstick Kharab Hoti Hai. :-)

Hathi or Chunti ki shadi hoti he

Subha hathi margya

Chunti : ek hi raat guzzari mere sath pyar karne mein Sari umar guzar jae gi salay ki qabar khodne mein

Question: Why did sexy woman cricketer slap commentator?

Answer: Because commentator said: She is ready for the next delivery.

Jaanam

Hum se Panga mat lena


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