Pathan : larki say I love you
Larki: tammeez say bat karo.
Pathan:
" bismilah hir rahmaan nir rhaem "I love you baaji. .

PATHAN was Giving his Medical Entrance Exam.

He Gave Definitions as follows:

* Antibody:
Against Everybody.

* Artery:
Study of Fine Art Paintings.

* Cardiology:
Advanced Study of Playing Cards.

* CT Scan:
Scanning 4 Lost Whistle.

* Coma:
Punctuation Mark.

* Bacteria:
Back Door to a Cafeteria. ;-)

Wen sumone touches U & U don't feel it, it's Ignorance!


Wen sumone touches U & U feel it, it's Luv!


Wen nobody touches U & still U feel!
Bhag le beta BHOOT hai!

Newton's "First Law of Chhichhora pan"

"Every chhichhora continues to do chhichhorpan unless a chamaat or sandal with a velocity of 9.8m/s is impressed upon him by a lovely girl.This force is called bezati, which is directly propotional to sharmindagi, if Beghairty remains constant. Bezati is that charateristic due to which a begairat is compelled to change his state of begairti into Ghairat";-)

Jo Eid walay din roza rakhe wo Shaitan hai

Aur Jo rozay waley din Eid mana le?



Wo



Pathan hai:-)

News reportr:
KHAN SAAB ye btaien k platform pr kharay sary pathan kaisy mar gaye?
Pathan: 1 elan hua k train platform pr a rhi hai sub ne jan bachanay k liye patri pr chalang lga di.
Reportr: Phr ap kese bach gye?
Pathan: Main khudkushi k liye patri pr leta tha ye elan suna tou mein platform pr ja kr lait gya

"Aisa aadmi jo ghalti pe ho or Maafi mang lay wo "AQALMAND"

"aisa shakhs jo ghalti pe na ho mgr phr b Maafi mang lay wo,
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"Husband:-D"

Kafi dard bhara sher hai,

zara dhyan se padhiyega

Ab unhe dekhne ki aas nahi hai

Ab unhe dekhne ki aas nahi hai

kyunkay ab wo

dekhne mein

itni khaas nahi Rahi

Kisi ki Yaad aye - yaad karo

Zyada aye - SMS karo

Aur Zyada aye - PHONE karo

Aur b Zyada aye - MILO

Use b Zyda aye-pyar kro

Usse b Zyada aye - Shadi karo.

PHIR KABHI YAAD NAHI AYEGI.