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Waseem Mughal
Provinces
Teacher pathan se: Pakistan k kitny soobay hen.
Pathan: 4
Teacher: Shabash un k naam batao.
Pathan:
1.Mashrik
2.Maghrib
3.Shumal
4.Junoob
Pathan: 4
Teacher: Shabash un k naam batao.
Pathan:
1.Mashrik
2.Maghrib
3.Shumal
4.Junoob
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Dec 08, 2009 at 13:12
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Tags: Pakistan
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Waseem Mughal
Rozay K Masail
Molvi sahab Rozay k Masail bta rahe thy,
koi cheez khanay or peenay se Roza toot Jata hai
Albatta koi cheez Laganay se nahin tootta.
Pathan ne Alhamdulillah keh kr Dibya nikali or Naswar Laga li.!!!
koi cheez khanay or peenay se Roza toot Jata hai
Albatta koi cheez Laganay se nahin tootta.
Pathan ne Alhamdulillah keh kr Dibya nikali or Naswar Laga li.!!!
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Dec 08, 2009 at 13:12
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Waseem Mughal
Eid
AEk Aadmi rozy nhi rkhta tha. Us k peer ne kaha tum roza rakho me wada krta hoon roz tumhari aek Dua qubool hogi.
Us ne roza rkha. Sara din barri mushkil se guzara.
Sham ko roza khol k peer k paas chla gya.
Peer ne kaha maango kya mangte ho?
Wo bola peer sahb subha EID karwa dou.
Us ne roza rkha. Sara din barri mushkil se guzara.
Sham ko roza khol k peer k paas chla gya.
Peer ne kaha maango kya mangte ho?
Wo bola peer sahb subha EID karwa dou.
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Dec 08, 2009 at 13:12
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Noman Nomi
Time
Pathan: Mujhe 4 baje jaga dena.
Naukar: Lekin mujhe tou time dekhna nahi aata.
Pathan: O yaara tum jaga dena time hum khud dekh lega..!
Naukar: Lekin mujhe tou time dekhna nahi aata.
Pathan: O yaara tum jaga dena time hum khud dekh lega..!
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Dec 08, 2009 at 13:12
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Waseem Mughal
Bill
Khan saab Carry Lougar bill
Aa gya hai
.
Phatan-
Lo G pehle
Bijli,gas,pani ka bill
or ab ye carry lugar bill
Bolo kon se bank mein jama krvana hai
aur DUE date kya hai?
Aa gya hai
.
Phatan-
Lo G pehle
Bijli,gas,pani ka bill
or ab ye carry lugar bill
Bolo kon se bank mein jama krvana hai
aur DUE date kya hai?
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Dec 08, 2009 at 13:12
Category: funny
Sms / Funny
Waseem Mughal
Daarhi Moonch
Yaar tu etna bara ho gya hy
aur ab tk teri darhi moonch nhi aai?
.
.
Pathan-
O yara hum apni AMMI pr gya hy
aur ab tk teri darhi moonch nhi aai?
.
.
Pathan-
O yara hum apni AMMI pr gya hy
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Dec 08, 2009 at 13:12
Category: funny
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Chacha Ghalib
Chacha ghalib Ki takkar pe sher arz hai
Hazaron bachian aesi k har bachi pe dam nikle
Wah Wah
Jis par dam nikle us ki saheli us se bhi udham nikle
Hazaron bachian aesi k har bachi pe dam nikle
Wah Wah
Jis par dam nikle us ki saheli us se bhi udham nikle
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Nov 26, 2009 at 12:11
Category: funny
Tags: Ghalib
Sms / Funny
Abdul Rehman Rehman
Pak Studies Question Paper In Year 2010
Pak Studies Question Paper in year 2010:
Attempt any 5 questions and question# 6 is compulsory.
Q 1. Describe the mechanism of load shedding and blood shedding in Pakistan ?.
Q 2. How does sugar taste? Explain in your own words?
Q 3. What is a Roti? Briefly explain relationship between Shahbaz and roti?
Q 4. Draw labeled diagram of a suicide jacket, also describe its function?
Q 5. What is PETROL used for? Support your answer with examples?
Q 6. Which part of Pak is yet not sold to US?
Q 7. Differentiate between Atta and FATA?
Attempt any 5 questions and question# 6 is compulsory.
Q 1. Describe the mechanism of load shedding and blood shedding in Pakistan ?.
Q 2. How does sugar taste? Explain in your own words?
Q 3. What is a Roti? Briefly explain relationship between Shahbaz and roti?
Q 4. Draw labeled diagram of a suicide jacket, also describe its function?
Q 5. What is PETROL used for? Support your answer with examples?
Q 6. Which part of Pak is yet not sold to US?
Q 7. Differentiate between Atta and FATA?
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Nov 15, 2009 at 09:11
Category: funny
Tags: Pakistan
Sms / Funny
Waseem Mughal
Mobile Marriage
Welcome 2 Mobile Marriage Bureau:
Rishte K Liye 1 Dabayen
Mangni K Liye 2 Dabayen
Shaadi K Liye 3 Dabayen
Aur dosri Shaadi K Liye
pehli Ka Gala Dabayie
Rishte K Liye 1 Dabayen
Mangni K Liye 2 Dabayen
Shaadi K Liye 3 Dabayen
Aur dosri Shaadi K Liye
pehli Ka Gala Dabayie
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Nov 11, 2009 at 13:11
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Tags: Mobile Marriage
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