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Waseem Mughal

Provinces

Teacher pathan se: Pakistan k kitny soobay hen.

Pathan: 4

Teacher: Shabash un k naam batao.

Pathan:
1.Mashrik
2.Maghrib
3.Shumal
4.Junoob

· 1 Like · Dec 08, 2009 at 13:12
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Waseem Mughal

Rozay K Masail

Molvi sahab Rozay k Masail bta rahe thy,

koi cheez khanay or peenay se Roza toot Jata hai

Albatta koi cheez Laganay se nahin tootta.

Pathan ne Alhamdulillah keh kr Dibya nikali or Naswar Laga li.!!!

· 1 Like · Dec 08, 2009 at 13:12
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Waseem Mughal

Eid

AEk Aadmi rozy nhi rkhta tha. Us k peer ne kaha tum roza rakho me wada krta hoon roz tumhari aek Dua qubool hogi.

Us ne roza rkha. Sara din barri mushkil se guzara.

Sham ko roza khol k peer k paas chla gya.
Peer ne kaha maango kya mangte ho?

Wo bola peer sahb subha EID karwa dou.

· 1 Like · Dec 08, 2009 at 13:12
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Noman Nomi

Time

Pathan: Mujhe 4 baje jaga dena.

Naukar: Lekin mujhe tou time dekhna nahi aata.

Pathan: O yaara tum jaga dena time hum khud dekh lega..!

· 1 Like · Dec 08, 2009 at 13:12
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Waseem Mughal

Bill

Khan saab Carry Lougar bill

Aa gya hai

.

Phatan-

Lo G pehle

Bijli,gas,pani ka bill

or ab ye carry lugar bill

Bolo kon se bank mein jama krvana hai

aur DUE date kya hai?

· 1 Like · Dec 08, 2009 at 13:12
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Waseem Mughal

Daarhi Moonch

Yaar tu etna bara ho gya hy

aur ab tk teri darhi moonch nhi aai?

.

.

Pathan-

O yara hum apni AMMI pr gya hy

· 1 Like · Dec 08, 2009 at 13:12
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Chacha Ghalib

Chacha ghalib Ki takkar pe sher arz hai

Hazaron bachian aesi k har bachi pe dam nikle

Wah Wah

Jis par dam nikle us ki saheli us se bhi udham nikle

· 1 Like · Nov 26, 2009 at 12:11
Category: funny Tags: Ghalib
 
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Abdul Rehman Rehman

Pak Studies Question Paper In Year 2010

Pak Studies Question Paper in year 2010:

Attempt any 5 questions and question# 6 is compulsory.

Q 1. Describe the mechanism of load shedding and blood shedding in Pakistan ?.
Q 2. How does sugar taste? Explain in your own words?
Q 3. What is a Roti? Briefly explain relationship between Shahbaz and roti?
Q 4. Draw labeled diagram of a suicide jacket, also describe its function?
Q 5. What is PETROL used for? Support your answer with examples?
Q 6. Which part of Pak is yet not sold to US?
Q 7. Differentiate between Atta and FATA?

· 1 Like · Nov 15, 2009 at 09:11
Category: funny Tags: Pakistan
 
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Waseem Mughal

Mobile Marriage

Welcome 2 Mobile Marriage Bureau:
Rishte K Liye 1 Dabayen
Mangni K Liye 2 Dabayen
Shaadi K Liye 3 Dabayen
Aur dosri Shaadi K Liye
pehli Ka Gala Dabayie

· 1 Like · Nov 11, 2009 at 13:11
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