Baap Of All Pj's
What Is Da Opposite Of Achaar?
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Onion!
How?
Achaar = Pickle = Pee-Kal
So Opp Of
Pee-Kal Is Pee Aaj = Peeaaj = Onion!!

Ek Kana Ladka Kisi Ladki Ko Propose Kare
Tou Kaun Sa Gana Gayega?
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Ek Nazar Se Bhi Pyar Hota Hai,
Maine Suna Hai!

Arz Kiya Hai....
Laila Ki Shadi Mey Lafra Ho Gaya
Laila Ki Shadi Mey Lafra Ho Gaya
Majnu Itna Naacha Kay Langra Ho Gaya!!

Jab We Met togathr,
Aasman K Tare Zameen Par Utar Aye,
Teri Sms K Bhool Bhulaiya Mein Hum Kho Gaye,
Tum Jaise Partner Ko Hmne Welcome Kia
Or Dilme Om Shanti Om Ho Gye!

1.Apni Saans Rok
Lijiye..
2.Dhadkane Thaam
Lijiye..
3.Dil Ki Gehraai Se
Mera Naam Lijiye..
4.Ab Normal Ho
Jaiye Aur Apna
Kaam Kijiye.
Hahahaha :-D

1970 ki larkiyan kehti theen...



"agar tum mil jao zamana chor daynge hum.
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2009 ki kehti hain..
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"agar tum mil jao purana chor daynge hum.

baba Ko Dua Mili K Sada Hanstay Muskraty Raho
Aj Wo Pagal Khanay Mein Hy.

Ajmal Ko Dua Mili K Dunya Tere Ishary Pr Chaly,
Aj Wo Trafic Constabl Hy.

Tipu Ko Dua Mili K Teri Zindgi Mein Phol Khiltay Rahen,
Aj Wo School Mein Mali Hy.
Bublo Ko Dua Mili K Sada Chamkty Raho,
Aj Bublo K Sar Pay 1 Bhi Baal Nhi Hy.

Tabasum Ko Dua Mili Hmesha Logo K Dukh Drd Mein Kam Aao,
Tabasum Aj Nurs Hy.
Ap Bolo Apko Kon C Dua Di Jae?
Bara Kehty Ho K Duao Mein Yad Rakhna

SOmE trAnSlaTioNz In uRdU ;-)
-Yo Baby waTz Up?
eY munni ye upar kia hai?

-listen buddy dat Chick Is mine.
suno dost wo murgi ka bAcha mera hai.

-R u nuts?
Kia tum mongphali ho?

Rock the party..
Pathar maro dawat ko..

Lets hang out..
Ao baahar latakty hain..;-)

Ek sardar ne pathan se kaha:
dekho mere daant kese heeray ki tarha chamak rahe hen.

pathan bola:
tou hamare bhi konse kam hen
sonay ki tarha peelay hen.