Ek Aadmi Ka Darwaza Zor Se Baja.

Woh Ghussay Se Darwazy Per Gaya Aur Bola:

"Kon KUTTAY Ka Bacha Hai?"


Bahir Se Aawaz Aai:

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Abbu Main Hon "BILAWAL"

Bhikaari pathan sy!
mujhy khaany ko kuch mill sakta hy.

pathan: kal ka saalan kha lo gy.
bhikaari: ji haan bilkul.

pathan: acha to phir kal Aana.;-)

EK LADKA Girl Friend KA MOB CHORI LEKE DEKHNE LGA KI MERA NO. ISME KIS NAME SE SAVE HAI 'JANU' YA 'HANDSOME' ? JB USNE APNE MOB. SE CALL KIYA TOH LIKHA THA MURGA NO.5 CALLING.

1 pathan dosre se mere dada ne 1857 ki jang me dushman ki tangen kaat di then...

dosra bola, sir q nhi kate???

1 bola, wo koi aur kat k le gaya tha....lolx

BUDHA 1 LADKI SE TAKRAYA
BUDHA-SORRY
GIRL-STUPID
TABI 1 LADKA US SE TAKRAYA
LADKA-SORRY
GIRL-ITS OK
BUDHA-MERI SORRY KI SPELING GLAT THI KYA

wazir elaan kar raha tha k jo dhamake me zakhmi hua hai us ko
3 lakh

jo margaya hai us ko
5 lakh

majmay(crowd) me se 1 pathan nikla aur bola k dhamaka sun k jis ki tatti nikal gai ho us ka kya...???

Mainay Poocha Chaand se...


Kabhi Dekha hai Mere Yaar sa Haseen.....


Chand bola....


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Commerce Professor Asks the Student:
What is the Most Important Source of Finance for Starting Business?





Student: "Father in Law".

Boy : Wts ur name?
Girl : Q btaon main tmhe nhi janti
Boy : Na btao main kon sa tumhe apni ferrari mein bitha rha hun
Girl : Shazia B.Com part 1, wo samne wali gali mein teesre makan mein rhti hun mjhay red color pasand hai khanay mein biryani pasand hai..