Sacha Waqia
Bohat saal pehle ka zikar hai
2dost thy ek nam tha JO dosre ka naam tha WO
Ek din Jo ko ek khofnak Bhot nazar aya jise dekh kr jo dar gaya
Jo ne Wo ko pukara tou WO ka bhot dekhte hi inteqal ho gaya

Jb se hi kaha jata hai

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JO DAR GAYA WO MAR GAYA

Ek tha cheeta or ek tha gadha
Dono hi jangel mein rehte thay
ek dafa dono ne mobile lia
Chite ne sms gadhe ko kia
Ab gadha sms parh raha hai
ab gadha chita banne k liye ye sms dosron ko kare ga

Par us becharay ko koun samjhae k chita chita hota he or gadha gadha.

Pathan-
Yaha pr sb travel agency fazool hain

Major Rohail-
Kyu khan sahab

Pathan-
Sb agencyan sirf HAJJ karwa rahi hain
Pr
Hm ne HAJJ-E-AKBAR krna hy

Pathan-
Mai ullu kharedne gya pr
Nhe khareed ska

Major Rohail- kyu
Qeemat zeada thi
Ullu psand nhe aya

Pathan-
Ullu ne mre sath jane se inkar kr dya

Pathan: Khuda ka laakh laakh shukar hai k Pakistan 13 August ko aazad nahi hoa.. Dost (Hairaan hote hoe): Q.?? Pathan: Phir hum 14 August kesay manata..!!

@ Dukandaar Pathan Se: Lala Tum her Roz Mobile Ka Battery Kyun Leete Ho?!

Pathan : Khocha! Her Roz screen par likha Aata Hay,








Battery Lo
Battery Lo:-)

Pathan :Aaj hamNe rat 12 baje se subah tak 4 ghantay package pe apni gf se bat kya.

Dost: kioN ?

Pathan:ham ko Molvi sahab ne bola aaj jagne ka raat ha.

1 Pathan Sookhy Darya me Kashti chala raha tha

2 Pathan:
aisy Pathano ne he Hamara Naam Badnam Kiya hai

agar Hum ko Terna ata tou ja k isko Bohat Maarta..

Ustaad Pathan Se Pakistan K Kitny Soobay Hay?

Pathan 4

Ustaad Shabash Un Ke Naam Batao.
Pathan: Mashrik, Maghrib, Shumal, Junoob...