Director to actress:

tumhe 4 gunde pakrenge

aur hero bachane ayega

Actress: Hero Kaun hai?

Director: Emraan Hashmi

Actress: phir mujhe

usse kaun bachayega?????

Aaj deedar,

kal yaar,

parson pyaar,

phir iqraar,

aur phir intezaar,

phir takraar,

phir daraar,

saari mehnat bekaar,

aur aakhir mein

Ek aur devdas at beer bar!

Hum bhool jane walon ko aisi saza dete hain,

WAH,WAH
IRSHAD..
Hum bhool jane walon ko aisi saza dete han,

JOOTA UTARTE HAIN


aur

aur

MOZA SUNGHA DETE HAIN!:-)

Muje afsus hy ke pathan ho k pathan ka mazaq uraty ho, ye tou un logo ka kaam hy jo ke pathan j sy bahadur qoum ko dunya mein bardasht nahi kar saktay. Q kay wo in sy darty hain, Her wo msg js me pathan ka nam likha hua ho change kar k Israeli Yahodi Angreez ya Hindu ka nam dalo... plz 4wrd this msg...

Sardion Ki Sham Thi,
Mein Ne Os K Hath Pe Hath Rakha tou wo Garam thi
mai ne Kaha Garam Hath Wafa Ki nishani Hotay Hain

Os Ne Hans Kr Kaha.

"Kuttey bukhar hai mjhe"

Jahan "Dosti"wahan "Aitebar"
Jahan "Aitebar"wahan "Mohabbat"
Jahan "Mohabbat"wahan "Judai"
Jahan "Judai"wahan "Dard" Jahan "Dard" wahan
"2 Goli DISPRIN"

Biwi ne apne husband ko email likhi
pr full-stop nai lagaye.Jb yad aya tou jldi jldi andaze se full-stop lga diye,Phir email kuch yun ban gai
"Aap ne kai din se pyar bhara khat nahi likha meri saheli salma ko.
Nokri se nikaal dia hai hmari cow ne.
Bacha dia hai Uncle ne.
Cigrette peenay shoro kar diye hain main ne.
Bohat khat likhay par tum nahi aye kabutar k bachay.
Billi kha gai hai ek khobsurt larki.
Meri saheli ban gai hai Reema.
Iss waqt t.v par dance ker rahi he hamari murghi.
Aaj kal Anda nahi de rahi tumhari maa.
Tumhain bohat yaad karti hai jamadarni.''
naali saaf nahi karti aaj kal
Aap ki Biwi
Xyz.

1 Pathan Ko Kisi Ne Kaha
Aftari K Waqt Jo Bhi DUA
Karo Kabul Hoti Hai...


Pehle Rozey Ki Aftari K Waqt


Khan Sahab:







YA ALLAH

Subha EID Ho Jae... ;->

Kutta mar gaya razai mein
Kutta mar gaya razai mein

Wah wah

Ham pagal teri judai mein
--------------------------
Pani mein Machar taer nahi sakta
Pani mein Machar taer nahi sakta

Wah wah

Ham tere bin reh nahi sakta