Ustaad Pathan Se Pakistan K Kitny Soobay Hay?

Pathan 4

Ustaad Shabash Un Ke Naam Batao.
Pathan: Mashrik, Maghrib, Shumal, Junoob...

Aik Pathaan Pilot ko Major Rohail ne airforce se nikaal diya
Q?
wo zidd kar raha tha kay 14 august par silencer nikaal kar jahaz urana hai

Pathan Qabrustan me apna mobile dafna raha tha
Major Rohail: Khan sahib ye kya kar rahay ho
Pathan: Yaar Dookaan walay ne kaha hai kay your mobile is "DEAD"

Sardar: Ao race lagatay hen, jo hara wo 1000 rupy dega

Pathan: Lekin mujhe raasta nahi maloom

Sardar: Bus tum meray peechay peechay rehna

Pathan: Thanks yara

Pathan ki shairi >>>

Jeena hamara dushwaar hogaya hai.!!!


Wah wah..


Jeena hamara dushwaar hogaya hai.!!!



Cigrette se bhi mehnga Naswaar hogaya hai...!!

Heer: Main Tumhare Ishq Main Barbaad Hogai, Ruswa Hogai...!!


Raanjha: To Main Konsa UBL main Manager Lag Gaya Hun...

Pathan: Khuda ka lakh lakh shukar hai k Pakistan 13 August ko aazad nahi hoa.



Dost (Heran hote hoe): Q ?



Pathan: Phir hum 14 August kesay manatay.

Train chal pari the 2 Pathan bari taizi se bhagte huy aa rahe the
Aik ne himat ki or taiz dor kr train ko pakarne me kamyab hogia
Logo ne tareef ki.
Wah G bari himat he aapki kahan jana he aapko,
pathan ghabra kr bola!
O khanakharaba. Jis ne jana hai wo to pechay reh gia hum to chorne aya tha..

Pathan:Kal Raat Mene 3 Ghnte Ki 1 English Film DeKhi..............
Us M Na Koi Bnda Ta,
Na Koi Awaz..

Friend:Film Ka Nam kYa Ta?
Phtan :
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