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Aik Janazay k saath Bohat Se Log Ja Rahe Thay,
Aik Pathan Bhi Janaze K Sath Mil Gaya;

Majma main se awaz aayi:

KALMA-E-SHAHADAT,

Pathan Bola: ZINDABAD..

Aik pathan dosray pathan se: yar ye SENT MESSAGE kia hota hai?

Dosra pathan: khocha tm tou bilkul akhrot hai sent mesage matlab khushbo wala message!_!

English Theory

"I love to walk in rain because no one can see my tears"

Pakistani Theory

"Main barish main isliye chalta hon ta k susu kr sakun"

Tiger kills a goat
Hippopotamus saw it



Tiger asks hippo not tell this in court



Hippo refuses

Tiger asks: why?



Hippo says, bcoz



"HIPS DONT LIE" ;-

Boy:
Mujh Se Pyar Karogi?

Girl:
Mere Parents Allow Nahi Karte,

Boy:
Tou Mere Baap Ne Kya Mujhe Aashiq Society Ki
Membership Dilwayi
Hoi Hai.. ;-)

Pathan london mein double story bus mein betha

conductor ne usy upar bhej dia

Pathan bhagta hoa niche waps Aya or bola
marwae ga kya
opar tu driver hi nahi hai.

1 KHAN angor baich raha tha magar keh raha ta aalu lay lo aalu lay lo
1 admi ny kaha khan saab ye tou angor hai
KHAN: Chup ho jao warna makhian aa jain gi..

Pathan Ek Jaga Interview Dene Gaya Or bOla May I cOme In Sir ?

Interview Wala bOla Wait Plz..

Pathan bOla 80.KG