Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain Yeh to unke bache hee kamine hain, Jo Mammu-Mammu bulaate hain. Apni Surat ka kabhi to didaar de tarap raha hu ab aur na intzaar de Apni awaaz nahi sunani to mat suna Kam se kam 1 Missed call hee maar de

Safed rang ho agar mehboob ka
tu mohabbat ki detergent khusbudar nazar aati hai
na koi aur hota kharid-dar SURF-EXCEL KA
aur na dhulai RIN-SUPREME ki kam nazar aati hai...!!!

Is Dil mein aansuyo ke mele hain Tum bin hum bohat akele hain Sab kuch chor kar tumeh e-mail karte hain Dekho hum kitne vele hain

Teri aankain jhuki jhuki tera chehra khila khila jab tere chehre per haath ghumaya to aadha kilo fair & lovely mila

Policeman: tum ne
Beech road pe bus q rok di ???

Pathan: hum sheher me
Naya aya hay mgr
Qanoon nahi torta,
Wo samne dekho likha hy
'bus stop'
Tou hum ne rok dia :p

1 Ghar Mein TWINS Paida Huwe To Saas Ne Kaha: Mubarik Ho! Bhala Bataao.. Hmare Pakistan K Halat Daikh Kar Bache Bhi Dunia Mein Akele Ane Se Darte Hain.

Kabhi Kabhi Dil Chahta Hai Ka Kuch Aisa Hojae:-
Paperz Hon Mger Result Na Aye
Classes Hon Mger Teacherz Ns Ayen

Bus Me Bethain College Na Aye,
Picnic Pr Jaey Mger Wapis Na Aye,

Gaadi Chalean Magar Petrol Na Delwaen
Kabi Kabi Parhain Mger Pass Hojayen

Haftey Me Chaar Chaar Din Hon Takay Itwar Jaldi Aye!

Ye chand bhi ajeeb sitam dhata ha,

Zra Gour farmaiyega.

Ye chand bhi ajeeb sitam dhata ha.

Bachpan mein ye Mamo Or jawani mein Janu nazar Aata hai..!

Dil Bana To Deewane Bane
Sharab Bani To Mekhane Bane
Kuch To Baat Hai Ap Mein Bhi
Yoonhi To Nahi PAGAL Khane Bane