Phatan to Bill Gates:
Wo yaara tum bi kamal ka admi ho!

GATES:
WHY?

Phatan:
Khocha Tum ne naam GATES rkha howa hai.,
or
Kaam tum WINDOWS ka karta hy... ;)

Research K Mutabiq
Larkiyan Larkon Say Ziada
Mehenti Hoti Hain...


Kyun k


100 Mein Say 5 Larkiyan Qudrati Khubsurat Hoti Hain
aur Baqi
Apni Mehnat Say....:

Q: Wo Konsa Kutta Hai Jo Logon Ka Kho0n Chosta Hai Or paisy ki chamak Ka boht Deewana Hai?
uska Name 'Z' Se Start Hota Hai












Zentaier,
SOuth Africa Me Paya jata Hai.

But I Like The Way You Think...

RUKHSTI k time
Dulhay k mobile pa bell hoi

Or usy uski BV ne boht mara

Ringtone lgi thi

"Dil Me Chupa K Arman Ly Chaly

Hum AJ Apni Mot Ka Saman ly chaly"

Log kehty hn,

pyar itna b mat kro
k
girl frnd sar p sawar Ho Jaye,

hum kehty hn k pyar itna karo
k
girlfrnd ki friend b tumhary sath faraar hony ko tyar HoJaye

Pathan:shalimar Expres Kitne Baje He?
TT: 9 Bjy


Pathan: Local train
TT: 1 Bjy


Pathan: Mal Gari?
TT: 12 Bjy


TT: Jana kahan he?
Pathan: Patri cross karni he.

S U N D A Y means,
S= Soty raho!
U= Utho dair se!
N= Nahao mat!
D= Dekhtay raho TV!
A= Aaram hi Aaram!
Y= Yaad karo sirf hum ko!
So,
Enjoy Your sunday

Mr:Saleem had 3 sons:Named

1-Rehmat-e-Saleem

2-Barkat-e-Saleem

3-Mehboob-e-Saleem

When his 4th son was born, his wife decided to name is

Bas-kar-Saleem!:-)

Biscuit walay ka LOVE LETTER...
Dear MARIE!
Today is GOODDAY. I'm in GALA . U've made my life SOOPER.
I'm the PRINCE of ur heart.
I want to buy u BAKERY,
so u can give me a TREAT everyday. U've Krack'jacked my JAM HEART.
Now i'm in 50-50 position.
Plz i wana hav a PARTY with u.
Tumhara TIGER...!