Khud ko kar kanjoos itna
k har sms bhejne se pehle,,

Service Center wala call kr k khud puche'?

BHAi Pakka ?
Bhejna hy na

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'Sending Fail '
kar doon..

Aik Murghi ka Kawway se rishta ho gaya,
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Jab Murghay ko pata chala, to wo Murghi k paas gaya or Bola:
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Mujh men kya kami hai? Smart hoon, Kawway se zyada khoobsurat hun, Tumhari biradari ka hun,
Meri awaz pooray sheher men goonjti hai.
Murghon ki Union ka President hun'
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Murghi:
Main tumhare jazbaat ki qadar karti hun,
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Lekin!!
Amma Abba ki khwahish hai k Larka Air Force men ho ;-)

Likhna Parhna chhad de bandeya, Nekiyan te rakh aass'
Chuk Chaadar tey soja bandya Rab karey ga pass '!!!
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Students ka sufiana kalam

Once A Keera saw a piece of Gurr,

He went to eat it,

But

On the way he saw a keeri,

He left the Gurr & went with keeri.

MORAL:
*Gurr nalo ishq mitha*;-

Happy chotti ammi day :
Hamesha sub log apni ammi ko wish karte hain ......kisi ne ye socha us hasti ka kya jo har waqt tumhare sath rehti hai har waqt tum se baatain karti hai ,tumhare dukh share karti hai

Office Wali .......... ziada Sweet Hoti Hai

Ghar Wali .......... bas theek Hoti Hai
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Hotel Wali .......... Mast Hoti Hai,
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5 Star Wali.......... zara mehangi Hoti Hai,
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Lekin Ek Baat Hai......
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Chai Akhir Chai Hoti Hai (tea).....

Par Ajj Phir Apki Soch Ko 21 Toopoun Ki Salami =D

MATH TEACHER EK BALOCH SE >
AGAR TUMHARE 1 POCKET ME 1000 RS HON AUR 2ND POCKET ME 2000 RS HON TO TUM KIA SOCHO GY.?

BALOCH?

ARRY HUM NE KISI OR KA KAMEEZ TO NAHI PEN LIYA.

Chand alfaaz aap ki poori zindagi tabah kar saktay hain.
Jaisay k,
"Qabool Hai!"
"Qabool Hai!"
"Qabool Hai!" :

Peer- "Beta... Koi mannat maango!"
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Mureed - "Plz mujhy phir se unmarried kar dain..."
Peer - "Beta 'mannat' maango 'Jannat' nahi..