AAP aur PEPSI may 3 cheezain same hain. 1. Sab ko pasand ho 2. Dono sweet ho Aur 3. Dono may damagh ki jaga dhakan laga hay: Hahahahahaha

1 Admi ne Hotal k Room mai Computer dekha to socha kBV ko Mail kr doon.
Jaaldi mai mail Ghalat Address pr Send hogaee.
Jis Orat ko Mail maili us k Shohar ka 2 din pehly inteqal hua tha.
Mail Parhty hi Orat Behosh hogaee,Likha tha Begum Me Kheriyat se Pohunch Gya hoon Idhar Net b Mojud he,Jaga Choti Pr Shandaar Hai,Thandi Thandi Hawa Jannat Ka Maza Deti Hai.Dhool Matti Nhi Hai,Mene Jo White Kaprre Pehne Thy Wo Ab Tk White Hian,Kal Hi Tumhy B Blwa Lun Ga.....

*~~InShaLLaH~~*

Biwi to her shohar'.
Suno ji mainay aaj ap kay pasand ki cheaz banai hai ap kha kar khush hojao gay'.
Pathan replied'
O g kia pakaya hai'.??
Wife replied'
'.
'.
Naswar kay koftay

70% girl sweet hoti hen,
75% beautiful,
85% intelligent,
90% masoom,


&


100% pyari hoti hen,

kul mila kar

70+75+85+90+100=sab ki sab 420 hoti hen

Na bijli na cng na safe kisi ki jaan
Mein sadkay kurbaan mera sohna pakistan

Jhootay sachey case bana ke ik doojay ko rolain
Jahan pe common fayda inke wahan ikathey ho lein
Jail training leke niklein bane seyasatdaan
Mein sadkay kurbaan mera sohna pakistan

Khambey sath khalotey rehnde Jo wehle mustandey
Banda in ko lamyaan pa ke changa phandey
Janjjj kisi ki dhol kisi ka aewain e nachhi jaan
Mein sadkay kurbaan mera sohna pakistan

Har ik match pe satta laga ke har bar hardey
Har ik road pe shokhay one-whieling pe karde
Agli nassal ke hath mein hai sheesha cigerrete paan
Mein sadkay kurbaan mera sohna pakistan

Aap broiler ban gaye hum kha kha chicken machini
Sunyaarey bhi sona chad ke bechne lag gaye cheeni
Paanch rupay ke sikkay jitna paanch rupay ka naan
Mein sadkay kurbaan mera sohna pakistan

Jese tota mena ranjha mangey apni choori
Wese her ik file ke andar note zarooori
Warna chakar lagatey ho jayen halkaan
Mein sadkay kurbaan mera sohna pakistan

Chatting message msn ke peechey kese bhaagey
Package karwa ke saari ratain jaagey
Hatam howey in ke parrhan parhaaan
Mein sadkay kurbaan mera sohna pakistan

Ghar araam se bethey hon ge road pe sab ko jaldi
Sabar ka phal jo meetha, nahin hai iski demand
Chahey hon in ke chaalaaan
Mein sadkay kurbaan mera sohna pakistan

Aadat parri dikhawy ki, woh jaan na is se chootey
Masnoooyi se ho gaye sarey sab rishtey tootay
Buray lage sab rishte, zeher lagen mehmaaan
Mein sadkay kurbaan mera sohna pakistan

Sabhi kamrey, bawarchi khaney, lawn hazir hain
Puraney chorr kar aao naye mehmaan hazir hain

Kabhi kisi ka na koi kheyal karte hain
Achanak raat 12 baje bhi aa tapakte hain
Akele hi jinhe bardasht karna baat hai okhi
Woh apne sath le ate hain poori fauj bachon ki
Jo ana zaroori tha to banda phone tou karde
Yeh kesa surprise hai ke moo chuk ke laga aye

Bana kar jaan hamari yeh vabaal-e-jaan karte hain
Puraney chor kar aao naye mehmaan hazir hain

Takaluf mein agar poochein ge ke khayen ge kya
To kahen ge chaye theher ke, pehle ho jaye thanda
Abhi hum diet per hain, Diet bottle hi mangayiye ga
Taayi cake ke siwa kuch bhi na laayiye ga
Zara sa choclate cake le aayiye ga mere jogi
Ciggerete bhi agar milein tou aik dabbi bohat hogi

Supari, Saunf, Sheehsa aur paan haazir hain
Puraney chorr kar aao naye mehmaan hazir hain

Chalo aao ab mosam ka soroor Chakhain,
tamam dawain bachoon ki puhach say door rakhain.

Tum say milny ki ab kia justujo karain,
Tabyat ziada kharab ho to doctor say rujo karain.

humari chahat ka kuch to khayal karain,
syrup ko achi tarha hilla ker istamal karain.

Dil mara toot gaya uthi jab us ki dolli,
Subha dopaher sham aik aik goli.

Dil mera ishq karny par razamand rahy ga,
juma k din clinic band rahy ga. ;)

Ek Ladki thee Diwani see,
Tendulkar per wo Martee Thee,
Chori chori, chupke chupke Bhajji ko
Chitthiyaan Likha Karti Thee,
Nazren jhuka ke, Sharma ke,
Gauti se baatein karti thee,
Kabhi kabhi zulfein bikherke,
Viru ki galiyon se Guzarti thee,
Kuchh kehna tha shayad usko Raina se,
par Maahi se wo darti thee,
Jab bhi milti thi Yuvi se,
bas yehi poochha karti thi kay,

Kameeno, Koi Series kab Jeetoge???

1 Rupia 1 Lakh Nai Hota,
Mgr Phr B

1 Rupia Lakh Se Nikal Jaye To Wo Bi Lakh Nahi Rehta

ap mere Lakhon Doston Mn Bus Wohi 1 Rupia Ho!
Smjay Theepay K Moo Waly.