I am Yaad you very Zyada.
You Bhi Yaad me Bohot much.
You are very Zyada good Dost of me.
I think I'm Bhi Acha friend of you.
So plz don't Bhoolna me.
Main also Kabhi b Nahin forget you.
Take apna Care.

How Lagi my english?

Practice makes man prefect,
Then what about Women????

Any guesses????

Women are born Perfect :D

Moral: Moral voral kuch nahi,
Bas ladkiyon ko Accha lage..
Isi liye Post kar diya :D

Apni LOVE story ka future janne k liye Type kijiye:

aur Send kar dein
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apny abbu k number par :-p

Ek bar kuch bandar jangal se bhag gaye phir wo hotel mein phuchen unme se ek pizaa kha raha tha ek burger kha raha tha aur kuch bade dhayan se ye message parh rahe the.

billi dum kuy hilate he..........?
batano na kyun........?
batano na kyun ........?
mein batayo kyun? kyun k!!!!!!!!!! dum bili ko nahi hila sakhti

ek admi kabar par betha tha,
musafir ne pucha dar nahin lagta???
admi:darne ki kya bat hai???ander garmi lag rahi thi to bahar aa gaya.

Yar tumhara number ka kya problem hai?



mai ne abhi call ki tu operator boli









"wellcome 2 jungle aap ka matloba

bandar darakhat se ulta latka hua hai

plz try later.!

Sher:O Budhe ruk,muje tra khun pina he,







Budha-kisi jawan admi ka piyo!



Uska khun garam hoga.



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Sher:nhi aj mera coldDrink pine ka mud hee.

"BAT TO SACH HE MAGAR....."



*hujom me kai sar hote hai lekin dimag nai hote.

*3aurto me raz rehsakta he basharte k in me se 2inteqal karchu ki ho.

*tajruba behtarin ustad he lekin is ustad ki fic bohut ziyada he.

*agar aap kisi bewaqof ki shikal nai dekhna chahte to sab se pahle apna aaina tordena chahiye."