Technology Has Its Own Limitations
Google May B D Most Powerful Search Engine
But It Can't Search N Locate
D Chappal I Lost At Masjid Last Friday!

Ki Faida

Kitne Dino'n Se Seyah Libas Pehne Phir Rahay Hain,
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Ke Koi Hamein Muft Shampo De Or Kahay
'Your Licence To Wear Black' ;->

Boy Proposed A Girl:
I Fell In Love Wid you the Minute I Saw you. Wil U Marry Me?

Girl:
Urdu Bolo Meki englash Ni Ashni.

Boy:
Kuch Nhi Behan, Barish Ho Rhi Ha.

Girlfriend setting password for her laptop with boyfriend sitting beside her'
She types 'BRAIN' as password.
Boyfriend fell down of his chair , laughing
Bcoz
Laptop replied:
'TOO SMALL' :-D

Aaj woh hamse jannat mein takra gaye,
Aaj woh hamse jannat mein takra gaye,
Aur hamare dil se awaaz nikli,
'Fitteh Moon' Tum idhar bhi agaye..

Pyar Kya hai?

P: Phone Karo = Paise ki barbadi

Y: Yaad Karo = Dimag ko tension

A: Azadi Kho Do = Kahin Aur mat dekho

R: Rona Dhona Saho = Kabhimat hanso

To tension mat lo yaar, Mat karo Pyar,
Sirf Line Maro Yaar :)

PAHELI: Wo konsi makhluq hy jisko pedaish k bad 30 sal tk usky parents he sambhalty hn
1.cat
2.frog
3.snake
4.lion
5.spider
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And the Answer is
CA Sudent

Kehna tu tha unse ki agar hu sake tu "dil se dil mila lo",
Jab Pahonche Ghar pe Unke Tu Maa Ko Darwaze par paya,
Kehna tha kuch aur aur kehne lage,
Aunty Agar Koi Chota Bacha hu Tu "Polio Di Dua Pila Lo

Jin: Kia Hukum hai mere aaqa?
Sardar: Saari dunya main jitni bhi dolat hai, woh mere account main daal do.

Jin: Bakwaas na karo main Jin hon Zardari nahi