1 Faqeer sada lga rha ta k 2 din sye boka ho koi to madad kar dye?

1 sardar aya our bola 50 RS ki cheng hai?

(Faqeer) bola han hai.
(SARDAR) to on paiso sye kah lona

Girl: Are you free..?? Lets hang out tonight..

Boy: I can't.. I m hanging out with someone else..

Girl: Who..??
...
Boy: The most beautiful, special, amazing girl in the world?

Girl: Oh...Gud bye !!!

(5 minutes later the doorbell rings)
Girl: Why are u here?

Boy: I already told you, i was coming over.. :) :) ?

Larkay Walay:
ap ki beti kuch karti he?.
Larki wale:
Haan MASHA ALLAH rozana 5 rupe mein 500 sms karti he.

Ek pathan khana kha rha tha








kya ab wo khana b na khaye kya
jan lelo pathano ki

techr:
bijli kahan se ati hai?
stdnt
mere mamoo k gharse!
tech:
who kese?
stdnt
Jab bijli jati he to mere
papa kehte hen,
"saalon ne phir bijli band kardi"

Kuchh Sitaro Ki Chamak Nahi Jati,

Kuchh Yaado Ki Kasak Nahi Jati,



Kuchh Fizao Ki Mahak Nahi Jati,

Kuchh Nazaro Ki Jhalak Nahi Jati,



Kuchh Bijliyo Ki Tadak Nahi Jati,

Kuchh Ghatao Ki Dhamak Nahi Jati,



Kuchh Manzilo Ki Sadak Nahi Jati,

Kuchh Khyalo Ki Khatak Nahi Jati,



End Nhi Hota Mera SMS Jab Tak

Parhne Wale ki Khopri Satak Nahi Jati.

MAMU : Oye, maar gayay yaar.

Meri biwi aur premika saath saath AA rehli hain.

MAMU KA DOST : Arrey, mein bhi yehi bolnewala tha

Muje awaz de lena



Kabi icecream lao to

Kabi murghi pkao to

Mujhe awaz de lena



wallet men maal ziada ho

Jo shopping ka irada ho

Muje awaz de lena



Tumhare dress unfit ho

Make up ki extra kit ho

Mujhe awaz de lena



Kabi concert pe jana ho

Kahin hular mchana ho

Zra na tm sharmana

Zra na tm ghabrana

Muje awaz de lena!

Boy:-Sweetie,Lets play a game...

Girl:-What game?

Boy:-Anything but not hide n seek

Girl:-Why?
Boy:-Bcoz a girl like you is impossible to find...:)