High clas insult:- Boy 2 girl: Apne baal to dekho jaise ghaas ugi hoi ho.
Girl: Main isi liye itni der se soch rahi hon k mere paas gadha q khara hai

Pathan
Public Toilet mei gya to
Diwar Pr Likha tha

Dunya Chand Pr Pohnch gai hy
Aur
Tum Yahan Bethay ho

Pathan
Nechay Likh Aya

Bus
kar k
Hum B ja rha hay!

Pathan s logic

Who Is The Leader Of Ducks?

Ans: 'Frog'

Why?







Because Frog Is
'MAINDUCK'

Pak Studies Question paper, in year 2019
Q 1. Describe the mechanism of loadsheding and blood shedding in Pak..
Q 2. How does sugar taste? Explain in ur own words.
Q 3. What is a Roti ? Briefly explain relation bw shahbaz shareef and roti.
Q 4. Draw labelled diagram of a suicide jacket....

Agar koi larki bhai keh day to Ghbraane ka nahe..!!
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1 chamaat laga ka bolo
Idhar kya kar rahi ho?
Ghar jaao... =P ;->

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Wese me Keh Raha Tha K
Agr Larkiyo Ky Number Ho To Send Karo
Unko Fajar Ki Namaz K Liye Uthaon Ga
Tumhe B Sawab Mile Ga Or Mujy Bhi...!

Agar Nazle Aur Khansi
k Saath Saath Namkeen
Balghum b Aa Raha Ho
Tou Thori Cheeni Kh Le'n
Us Se Aap Ko
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Rabri Ka Maza Aaye Ga

(Zubaida Aapa k Lazeez
Totke) =P =D

Kya Ap Macharon Se Pareshan Hain! Sone Mein Takleef Hoti Hy??

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To Macharo K Sone K Baad Sojaen! Zubaida Aapa K Nadan Totkay :)

Main Ne Jo Apni Girl Friend Ko Kaha
Kay PARDAY Mein Raha Karo Jaan.
Us Ne Police Ko Keh Diya
My Boy Friend Iz Taalibaan.
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//'/\ Oh Teri
_/'\_ Khair.