Jeeto: My daughter is getting so popular.

Preeto: How do you really claim that?

Jeeto: She comes home with a different guy every night!

Jeeto to Preeto, "You must see my doctor".

Preeto: But there is nothing wrong with me.

Jeeto: He is so good that he will find something!

Jeeto texts Santa on a cold winter morning, "Windows frozen"! Santa texts back, "Pour some luke-warm water over it!"

Jeeto texts back, "Computer completely f****d now!"

Preeto: My 39th birthday isn't far off.

Jeeto: Well, it isn't; it was only five or six years ago!

Jeeto: Husbands are the best people to share your secrets with.

Preeto: Why do you say that?

Jeeto: They won't tell anyone because they probably won't even listen in the first place!

Jeeto was having a driving lesson. Partway through, the instructor told her, "You're in the wrong gear".

"Oh", said Jeeto. "What should I have worn?"

Jeeto to Preeto, "You look different today".

Preeto: The doctor asked me to lose 5 kgs.

Jeeto: And you lost 5 kgs?

Preeto: Yes, I stopped wearing makeup!

Santa: Why did you give away the scarf to Preeto that your friend presented you on your birthday?

Jeeto: It was too tight!

Jeeto: My husband doesn't seem to care about his 'appearance'.

Preeto: I thought otherwise. Why do you say so?

Jeeto: He hasn't made one for almost 2 weeks!

Pappu was climbing a very tall tree.

Her mother scoldingly, "Get off that tree immediately."

However, Pappu ignored her.

Jeeto: Well, if you break your leg, don't come running to me!

Jeeto answers the phone. "It must have been a wrong number from some ship", she tells her husband.

Santa: Why?

Jeeto: Because it was a woman wanting to know if the coast is clear.

Santa: You just backed the car over my bike.

Jeeto: Well, you shouldn't have left it on the lawn!