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Abid Aqeel
Jeeto: My Daughter Is Getting So Popular.
Jeeto: My daughter is getting so popular.
Preeto: How do you really claim that?
Jeeto: She comes home with a different guy every night!
Preeto: How do you really claim that?
Jeeto: She comes home with a different guy every night!
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Dec 15, 2014 at 21:12
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Mehmood Khan
Jeeto To Preeto, "you Must See My Doctor".
Jeeto to Preeto, "You must see my doctor".
Preeto: But there is nothing wrong with me.
Jeeto: He is so good that he will find something!
Preeto: But there is nothing wrong with me.
Jeeto: He is so good that he will find something!
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Dec 13, 2014 at 14:12
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Dawood Ali
Jeeto Texts Santa On A Cold Winter Morning, "windows Frozen"! Santa Texts Back, "pour Some Luke Warm Water Over It!"
Jeeto texts Santa on a cold winter morning, "Windows frozen"! Santa texts back, "Pour some luke-warm water over it!"
Jeeto texts back, "Computer completely f****d now!"
Jeeto texts back, "Computer completely f****d now!"
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Nov 01, 2014 at 18:11
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Haseeb Naqbi
Preeto: My 39th Birthday Isn't Far Off.
Preeto: My 39th birthday isn't far off.
Jeeto: Well, it isn't; it was only five or six years ago!
Jeeto: Well, it isn't; it was only five or six years ago!
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Nov 01, 2014 at 10:11
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Asiya Faheem
Jeeto: Husbands Are The Best People To Share Your Secrets With.
Jeeto: Husbands are the best people to share your secrets with.
Preeto: Why do you say that?
Jeeto: They won't tell anyone because they probably won't even listen in the first place!
Preeto: Why do you say that?
Jeeto: They won't tell anyone because they probably won't even listen in the first place!
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Oct 31, 2014 at 14:10
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Abdul Jabbar
Jeeto Was Having A Driving Lesson. Partway Through, The Instructor Told Her, "you're In The Wrong Gear".
Jeeto was having a driving lesson. Partway through, the instructor told her, "You're in the wrong gear".
"Oh", said Jeeto. "What should I have worn?"
"Oh", said Jeeto. "What should I have worn?"
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Oct 28, 2014 at 05:10
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Waseem Awan Malik
Jeeto To Preeto, "you Look Different Today".
Jeeto to Preeto, "You look different today".
Preeto: The doctor asked me to lose 5 kgs.
Jeeto: And you lost 5 kgs?
Preeto: Yes, I stopped wearing makeup!
Preeto: The doctor asked me to lose 5 kgs.
Jeeto: And you lost 5 kgs?
Preeto: Yes, I stopped wearing makeup!
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Oct 20, 2014 at 02:10
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Nasim Rana
Santa: Why Did You Give Away The Scarf To Preeto That Your Friend Presented You On Your Birthday?
Santa: Why did you give away the scarf to Preeto that your friend presented you on your birthday?
Jeeto: It was too tight!
Jeeto: It was too tight!
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Oct 18, 2014 at 01:10
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Hafiz Mehran
Jeeto: My Husband Doesn't Seem To Care About His 'appearance'.
Jeeto: My husband doesn't seem to care about his 'appearance'.
Preeto: I thought otherwise. Why do you say so?
Jeeto: He hasn't made one for almost 2 weeks!
Preeto: I thought otherwise. Why do you say so?
Jeeto: He hasn't made one for almost 2 weeks!
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Oct 15, 2014 at 09:10
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Akram Rahi
Pappu Was Climbing A Very Tall Tree.
Pappu was climbing a very tall tree.
Her mother scoldingly, "Get off that tree immediately."
However, Pappu ignored her.
Jeeto: Well, if you break your leg, don't come running to me!
Her mother scoldingly, "Get off that tree immediately."
However, Pappu ignored her.
Jeeto: Well, if you break your leg, don't come running to me!
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Oct 14, 2014 at 02:10
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Asiya Faheem
Jeeto Answers The Phone. "it Must Have Been A Wrong Number From Some Ship", She Tells Her Husband.
Jeeto answers the phone. "It must have been a wrong number from some ship", she tells her husband.
Santa: Why?
Jeeto: Because it was a woman wanting to know if the coast is clear.
Santa: Why?
Jeeto: Because it was a woman wanting to know if the coast is clear.
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Oct 13, 2014 at 20:10
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Asiya Faheem
Santa: You Just Backed The Car Over My Bike.
Santa: You just backed the car over my bike.
Jeeto: Well, you shouldn't have left it on the lawn!
Jeeto: Well, you shouldn't have left it on the lawn!
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Oct 10, 2014 at 14:10
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