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Dawood Ali

Daidh Ghuntay Baad

on 11th september ,.,.israelian prime minster calls pres bush on 8:00 clock morning aur kehta hay keh twin towers keh tubah honay ka barra ufssos hua...bush jawab daita hay .,.,konsay twin towers ki tabahi?,.,.israely prime minister jawab daita hay bhai maaf kurna bhai main 1.5hr(daidh ghuntay) baad dubara phone karoon ga ....bye

· 1 Like · Nov 27, 2018 at 09:11
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Aras Rahes

Suraj

AIK BEWACOOF DUSRAY BEWACOOF SAY CHALO YAR SURAJ (SUN) PAR JATAY HAI DUSRA KEHTA HAI ABEE GARMEE HAI RAT(NIGHT) KO CHALAYN GAY.

· 3 Like · Nov 27, 2018 at 02:11
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Samra Ali

Tamater Kaho

Ek Faqir Bus Stop Per Aik Aadmi Se Bheek Mangta Hai To Woh Aadmi Kehta Hai Ke Tamater kaho.. Dhori Dair baad Faqir Phir Bolta Hai To Woh Aadmi Phir Yehi Kehta Hai Ke Tamatar Kaho Us Per Faqeer Naraz Hojata hai aur Kehta hai K Main Tum Se Bheek Mang Raha Hoon Aur Tum Mujhay Tamater Kehlarahay ho...
Is Per Un K Baraber Wala Aadmi Faqir ko
Bolta Hia K Bhi Yeh Aadmi Tootla Hai Aur Kehtaha Hai K Kamaker Kaho

· 8 Like · Nov 26, 2018 at 18:11
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Moiz Arshad

Ustad Shagird

Ustad: Batao Allah Ne Paith(Abdomen) kis leye banaya hai

Shagird: Pajama Bandhnay ke liye

· 1 Like · Nov 26, 2018 at 11:11
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Shahid Siddiqui

Love Is Die

Ye kya ghazab ho gya key khat ka aana band ho gya.............Ya mouhabat kam ho gye ya dakkhana band ho gya

· 1 Like · Nov 26, 2018 at 04:11
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Simran Chaudhry

Nawaz Sharif

Janab Nawaz Sharif Asalam-o-Alikum Wa Dolatulahi wa Kazanatoho,
App ko Rehmato or barkato say is leyeya nahi nawazata k app ko dolat say bohot piya hai.
kiya ab bhi app bhi anar ka ek glass rozana pitay hai ya anar ki jaga soda water istimal kartay hai.
aor lagta hai app k aanay k chance bilkol khatam hai.
qun k Mushraf nay app say aisa salook kiya hai jistarha dood say makhi ko nikala jata hai.
ja raho khuda k azab may raho qun k
ab pakistan bilkol app jasay kandageero say pak hogaya hai.
khuda tum ko kisi ki layi ata karay.
AMEEN SOMA AMEEN!
Arabo k sat raho or on k ontho ki aank may sorma dala karo.

· 4 Like · Nov 25, 2018 at 20:11
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Amna Obaid

Aik Pathaan Plane Main Pehli Martaba Betha

aik pathaan aik plane main pehli time behtaba .woh air hostess ke paas gaya or kaha baji paan daani kahan hai.woh boli go to right side and press red button.woh gaya right side .wahan aik hindoo aurat lal teeka laga kar bethi thi.usnay uska teeka press zor say kia woh chillaiyee AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! OR USNAE PAAN USKAY MOH MAY DAAL DIA

· 1 Like · Nov 25, 2018 at 12:11
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Moona Malik

Paheli

AIK DAFA AIK CIUNTI NAY AIK HATI KAY KAAN MAIN KOIY BAAT KAHI. JISS KO SUN KAR HATI BEHOSH HO GAYA. YI BATAIN KAY CIUNTI NAY HATI KAY KAAN MAIN KIYA KAHA ANS=CIUNTI NAY HATIKAY MAIN KAHA KAY MAIN AAP KAY BACY KI MAA BAN NY WALI HU. YA SUN KAR HATI BEHOSH HO GAYA

· 1 Like · Nov 25, 2018 at 04:11
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Faisal Razzaq

Ali To Sara About His Dream

ali:i had a terrible dream last night.
sara:what is it?
ali:I was eating bread.
sara:what is so terrible abaut it?
ali:when i woke up half of the metress was gone.

· 1 Like · Nov 24, 2018 at 19:11
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