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Safia Saeed

Aik Aurat Apne Appartment Ki Khidki Main Khadi

aik aurat apne appartment ki khidki main khadi hoti hay.....neechay road per ik teil baichnay wala guzar raha hota hay.....kehta hay teil le lo ..teil le lo...aurat teil purchase karne ke liye aawaz deti hai...teil waalay zara rukna...teil waala chalta rehta hay...aurat ko bada ghussa aata hay.......woh zor se aawaz deti hay...teil waalay ruktay kyoon nahin.....teil wala chalte chalte jawab deta hay......bibi teil waala kabhi nahin rukta...!!

· 0 Like · Dec 12, 2018 at 10:12
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Mehwish Jatt

Wrong Number

Ek admi ghar call karta hai naukrani fone uthate hai malik pochta hai koun baat kar raha hai naukrani bolte hai is ghar ke naukrani malik bolta hai par mere pass to koi naukrani nahe naukrani boltee hai mujhe yahan ke malken ne abhe abhe rakha hai malik bolta hai oh achaa malken kiya kar rahe hai naukrani boltee woh upar koi admi ke sath hai main samjhee woh malik hai malika guse main boltaa kiyaaaaaaa au oo aa !!! ** malik kehta hai agar main tum 50 lac Rs doun meraa ek kaam karogee naukrani mujhe kiya karna hogaaa mere den main se bandooq lo aur dono ko shoot kardo naukrani: ek min (Tha tha Boom boom) sir ab main lash ka kiya karon
Malik: Swimming pool main phenk do
naukrani: par yahan par to swimming pool nahee hai
Malik: au?????? oo ??? isit 8235695
Naukrani : Sorry Wrong Number ....!!!!!

· 1 Like · Dec 12, 2018 at 01:12
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Abid Aqeel

An Par Bachi

Teen saal ki bachi kaghiz pencil pakrey kuch likh rai thi.
Ammi:billi kia likh rai ho?
Billi:Annu ko khut likh rai hoon.
Ammi:Magar tumheen to likhan hi nahin atta.
Billi:Annu ko parhna koon sa atta hey.

· 2 Like · Dec 11, 2018 at 18:12
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Owais Kareem

It Happens Only In India!

Q. Whats the difference between an Indian and a bucket of shit?

A. The Bucket

Q. What happens if ou toss a grenade over the border onto to India?
A. 500 million people die of the explosion and the rest die of fear.

Q.Why do Inidans smell?
A. So blind people can hate them too.

Q.Why is India a Banana republic?
A. Because the politicians keep chanting, ""Hame pakistan ke khilaf ye banana hai, wo banana hai!

· 1 Like · Dec 11, 2018 at 11:12
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Memoona Aqeel

Medicines

once a guy went 2 a doctor shop and asked him to give me a medicine because i don-t want any child.doctor gave him condoms and he used them but after 1 year he became father.he again went 2 doctor shop.he gave him condoms again but still after 1 year he became father.that time he got furious and again went to the doctor-s shop.but this time doctor gave him a bag of condoms and said it-s not only 4 u gave these 2 all colouny people.

· 1 Like · Dec 11, 2018 at 02:12
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Zahid Mahmood

Train Ki Zanjeer

Train main aik bacha ore us ki maan safar kar rahay thay,kay achanak train kay andar light off ho jati hai.bachay nay apni ami say kahna shuru kar dia kay ami ami main nay zanjeer khainchani hai,maan nay bachay ko ajazat day di.bachay nay jab zanjeer khainchi to us ko zoor say thapar para,phir khainchi to us ko phir zoor say thapar para tesri baar jab us nay zanjeer khainchi to us ko thapar para. dosri baar us nay zanjeer khainchi to phir us ko zoor say thapar para.tesri dafa jo us nay zanjeer khainchi to us ko jo thapar para to bacha ronay lag para ore saath hi light bhi aa gai achanak oper berth say awaz ai"" O khauch apnay bachay ko samjhao yeh mera naala khainchti ay"".

· 1 Like · Dec 10, 2018 at 18:12
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Fayyaz Karimi

He He He He He

once upon a time there was a crow he was very thirsty he flew either other akher kar he found pane and then he drink it and our gia.

· 3 Like · Dec 10, 2018 at 10:12
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Safia Saeed

Shatro Gopal

Shatro aur Gopal dono shayar they shator ustad tha aur Gopal us ka shgird ek din Gopal zabze laynay bazar gaya tu zabzi wali aurat ka bagal phata howa tha aur us kay bal nazar aa rahey they Gopal nay us kaha teyrey bagal kay itnay barey barey bal tu teyri dash ka kiya hall,aurat boli ager tu mard ka bacha hai tu is share ka jawab dey kay ja na , boli mayri dash kay itnay barey barey bal jis may bandhey shatro Gopal. Gopal ki tu phat gai ab kiya karon sham tak sochta raha kuch samajh may nahi aaraha tha ,itnay may ek admi guzra Gopal nay us say kaha kay shatro ko bolo kay Gopal musobat may hai, thori deer bad shatro aaya us nay poocha kiya howa Gopal nay bola is nay shart rakhe hai kay ager may nay is kay share ka jawab share say nahi diya tu ye sab bazar walay mujhey marey gay, Shatro bola kiya share hai batao Gopal bola is nay kaha kay mayri dash kay itnay barey barey bal jis may bandhey shatro Gopal, Shatro bola is may kiya hai mara bolla totay bal ye chala shatro ye chala Gopal.

· 1 Like · Dec 10, 2018 at 02:12
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Shahida Malik

she is mine she is mine

when i saw her after five days my eyes flased with hope.but when i saw a young boy along with her i cried on the way like mads was saying that she is mine hay she is mine. to heard this the young boy came to me and told the whole story that how found my lost sheep five days before that my grand mam gifted me when i went to my village a month ago

· 1 Like · Dec 09, 2018 at 19:12
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