Jokes

An out-of-towner drove his car into a ditch in a desolated area.
Luckily, a local farmer came to help with his big strong horse,
named Buddy. He hitched Buddy up to the car and yelled, ""Pull,
Nellie, pull!"" Buddy didn-t move.

Then the farmer hollered, ""Pull, Buster, pull!"" Buddy didn-t
respond.

Once more the farmer commanded, ""Pull, Coco, pull!"" Nothing.

Then the farmer nonchalantly said, ""Pull, Buddy, pull!"" And
the horse easily dragged the car out of the ditch.

The motorist was most appreciative and very curious. He asked
the farmer why he called his horse by the wrong name three
times.

The farmer said, ""Oh, Buddy is blind and if he thought he was
the only one pulling, he wouldn-t even try.""

aak abbasi ko ma na bola kah mary wala bawapa hota ha to khta ta kah hat ka panch onglya aak jasa nahi hota pagal

vajpaye sahab appp har din nashtay main kay latay hai
musharaf sahab app ki dowa kay sath kashmer ka khawab.
wo q bahi?
vajpaye kay karo bewe nashta nahi karate

aik aadmi kismat ka haal batanay wala huta hay.us kay paas aik tuta huta hay.tuta aik leefafa oudtha ta hay or aadmi perr kar sunata hay.aik din waha se aik larki(girl)guzri tu tutai nay kaha kay chalo hay.larki nay ghar ja kar apnay bhai se kaha kay aik tuta mujh ko chalo chalo boulta hay.is baat per us kay bhai ko ghussa aa ta hay or tutay walay se kahta hay kay may tum ko nahi jhourro ga.woh maafi magta hay.magar larki ka bhai kahta hay kay aaj kay baad ye tuta nazzar nahi aa na chahiye.tutay wala boulta hay thik hay aap ko ye nazzar nahi aai ga.may dosra laiy aao ga.aadmi kuch din aik dosra faal nikal nay wala tu talash karta hay magar us ko boul nay wala tuta nahi milta.woh us hi per rang(color)kar kay lay aata hay.or tutai se kahta hay kay tu us larki ko chalo nahi boulay ga.bola tu may tujh ko maar do ga.tuta bolta hay may nahi bolu ga.aik din woh larki waha se guzarti hay tu tuta us ko kuch nahi bolta tu larki tutay walay ko bolti hay kay tum nay naya tuta liya hay kya.woh kahta hay kay jee ha.woh bolti hay kay is may kya khas baat hay.tutai wala kahta hay kay aap apni aik taang(leg)outhai tu aap ka maazi ka haal bata dey ga or agar aap dosri tang(leg)outhai tu ye aap ka aanay wala waqt(present)bata dey ga.larki bolti hay kay agar may dono tagay(legs)outhao tu.
....tuta bolta hay kay ustaad may nahi kahta tha kay chalo hay...............
(aap ko acha laga hay tu aap mail karna nahi bhoulay(mansar77@yahoo.com)

dekha jo zulf-e-yaran main ik khagiz ka gulab...hum bhi coat ki jaib main phool luga k chul diye!!..aye wo merey ghur cherey pe powder luga k..hum bhi on k ghur khizab luga k chul diye!!!(meri shairi kaisi)

lurka:tum gheron se to huns huns k mulaqat kuro ho...or hum se wohi zehur bhuri bat kuro ho...lurki:hum gher k agey tumhey kia hal sonain pas a k hal sono door se kia bat kurey ho..!!

diya jo dimand ka locket to boli..ye to mujhe se bhi ziada huseen hai..paish kiya dil to boli.is tukkluf ki kia zurorut hai...

mari wala saa kise na pocha atna sambal ka kaha jate ho.kaha isb.waha kya karoga
ap ko to kam nahi ata.mari wala na kha
boon marsi kana kasi na.

jatna matlabi mari wala ha. atna pagal loog mar kata ha. samgta balkol nahi.sochta ha kah ham tek ha .loog peche hansta ha.