Jokes

THE STORY OF MY GRANDFATHER
ONE DAY MY GRANDFATHER WAS WALKING AND HE WAS PLAYING FOTTY AND HE KICKED THE BALL IN NEIBHOURHOOD HE WAS PLAYING IN THE NIGHT AND HE JUMPED AND HE TOOK HIS FOOTBBALL HE SAW THIS GUY HE SLEEP AND WHEN MY GRANDFATHER WAKE UP HE WAS IN HIS BED HE TOLD HIS PARENTS THAT STORY BUT THEY DID BELEIVE!!DO U???
HINT : LAUGH!!! ITS A TRUE STORY

A woman needs four animal species in her life.
A jaguar in her garage:
A mink in her closet:
A tiger in her bed:
and of course a donkey to pay her bills.

AK DIN 3 DOST KHANAY PHANAY JATASY HAIN AK KHATA HAY KAY KASHIF HOTA TO WO BHI HAMARAY SAT KHANA KHALAY TA UN MAIN SAY AK BOLTA HAI DOSARY SAY KAY TUM JA KAY KASHIF KO BULALO US WAQT TAK HUM NAHI KHANA KHATAY HAIN WO KHSATA HAI KAY TUM KHALO GAY PHALA KHATA HAI KAY NAHI KHATAY WO CHALA JATA HAI KUCH TIME BAD (SOME TIME LETTER)WO NAHI AATA HAI TO JO DO THAY WO KHATAY HAIN KAY KHANA KHALAY TAY HAIN KASHIF TO AAYA NAHI WO BHI NAHI AA YA WO ABHI KHANA SHURO KARTAY HI HAIN KAY WO NEACHAY SAY BOLTRA HAI KAY TABHI TO MAIN JA NAHRRHA THA..

aik austad shagird se poochta hai ke batao humein aunt aur shahad ki makhi se kia sabak milta hai shagird aunt se ye milta hai ke kitar bana ker chalo aur makhi se ye ke jo koi chere ausay dang maro, keisa hai

ek dafaa ek man second man se phone par kehta hai ke main ne air port par 3 workers send kar diye hain tum un ko is taraah pehchaan le naa , unhon ne black pent and black shirt pehnii hoii ho gii and tum un se any type of question ask karo ge to wo naa kahain ge . wo second man air port par jaataa hai and he saw 3 men and phir wo pehle waale se ask kkartaa hai ke tum kkahaan jaa rahe ho he said that nahin to wo 1st aadmee se kehtaa hai ke side main aa jao to wo 2nd addmee se poochtaa hai ke tum kase ho to wo addmee anser data hai ke nahin to wo os ko bhii kehtaa hai ke nahin. aap main se jis ne ye joke nahin sunaa hai to wo anser de.ok

aik dafa aik badshah ko sher kehnay ka shok hua.us nay aik ghazal tayar ki aur aik shayar ko check karvaiy,shayar ko ghazal pasand na aaiy, us nay kaha badshah salamat ghazal achi nahin hai, badshah ko bohat ghussa aya.us nay shayar ko qaid mein daal dia aur 24 hrs kay baad usay azad kar dia gaya taqreeban aik haftay kay baad badshah nay dobara aik ghzal tayar ki aur phir usi shayar ko check karvaiy. shayar thori der khamosh betha raha phir uth kar jane laga to badshah nay poocha kay kahan ja rahay ho to us nay jawab dia ""qaid khanay"" mein.

chandani raat thi
woh mery saath thi
main uss kr upper tha
woh mery neechey thi
yaroo ghabraty kion ho
woh koi larki nahi
meri honda bike thi

Aik dafa aik pehlawn hota hai woh apni akhri ladyi ladnay gata hai woh apni (fight) kay liya naya (underwear buy) karta hai. (Fight) ka din aagya woh (fight) karnay gata hai aur woh (win) ho gata hai aur phir sab ko apna (new underwear) dekhata hai to sab (laugh) karna (start) ho gatay hain aur phir woh (home) chala gata hai aur apni biwi say kahta hai keh mujhe per sab (laugh) kar rahay thay to os ki biwi kehti hai woh to app ghar hai bhol gayaya thay
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Aik khoobsoorat ladki ne departmental store se 1 perfume ki bottle li aur cash counter pe ja kar iski qeemqat poochhi. Clerk dil phenk type ka aadmi tha. Us ne sharatan kaha, ""Aik pappi"". Ladki wapas mudi. 10 perfume ki bottles lai. Phir us ne cash counter pe ja kar zor se darwaze ki taraf mun kar ke aawaz lagai, "" Dadaji apne perfumes ka bill ada kar deejiye""